♫ Intro: (**** it) D Bm A G Bm C#m G ♫ Verse 1: Bm A I have a boyfriend and he's kinda nice G But when he tries to touch me I itch like I got lice Bm A In my nervous system or something like that G My body goes numb, just preparing for contact Bm A Unsatisfied but never old fashioned G Don't get why his tongue tastes like battery acid Bm A The entire time while I'm on his face I
G Wonder if I even like him in the first place ♫ Pre-Chorus: Bm A It's me, it's you C#m G It's always been me, but it's you Bm A Unintelligible terrible attraction to him, but G That **** scatters when it's her ♫ Chorus: Bm A 'Cause I know the spit tastes better G When it's her swallowing mine Bm A And you know I'm on my way to get her G 'Cause you threaten me the whole time Bm And cry and say that you'll kick the bucket A Just before the night's through G You're not dying for me 'cause I never liked you Bm A And when this is done, and I'm dead in a gutter G I'll wish I had the same ******' eyes as my mother ♫ Interlude: Bm A G ♫ Verse 2: Bm A I have a boyfriend and I'm in denial G 'Cause when he tries to kiss me inside I recoil Bm A And I've tried to appease him, so don't be surprised G There's no talking sense to a jamjar of fruit flies Bm A If I'm terrified I'm scared to admit it G Got beer in my eyes and no phone 'cause he hid it Bm A G The entire time that I'm locked in his room I know it's goodbye ♫ Pre-Chorus: Bm A 'Cause it's me (It's me), and you (And you) C#m G It's me, it'll always be you Bm A Not a fraction of compassion, just distraction to him G Vanish out the window for myself ♫ Chorus: Bm A 'Cause I know the spit tastes better G When it's her swallowing mine (Mine) Bm C#m And you know I'm on my way to get her G 'Cause you threaten me the whole time (Time) Bm And cry and say that you'll kick the bucket G Just before the night's through G You're not dying for me 'cause I never liked you Bm A And when this is done, and I'm dead in a gutter G Bm C#m G Bm C#m G I'll wish I had the same ******' eyes as my mother ♫ Bridge: Bm A Listen, it's not me, it's you G How could it be me when it's always been you? Bm A G So it's me, and her, and her Bm A No, it's not me, it's you G How could it be me when it's always been you? Bm A G So it's me, and her, and her ♫ Chorus: Bm A 'Cause I know the spit tastes better G When it's her swallowing mine Bm A And you know I'm on my way to get her G Go on, threaten me I'm just fine Bm By the way, if you kick the bucket A Just before the night's through G You're already dead to me, go ******* nuts, dude Bm A So now this is done, and I've pulled up the shutters G I think I have the same ******' mind as my mother ♫ Outro: Bm A You're awake now, you'll recover G You're safe now God, love her Bm A You're awake now, you'll recover G You're safe now God, love her Bm A G I have a girlfriend, and she's really nice
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