Gentlemans Ballad chords by Your Favorite Martian

Chorus:
      G      Em
I'm a hoe, a hoe
  C        D
A hoe, woah-woah
      G      Em
I'm a hoe, a hoe
  C        D
A hoe, woah-woah
    G            Cm
But now that I'm with you


  C            D
I promise I'll let it go
     G      Em
Even though I know
C               D         G
I'm a hoe, woah-woah-woah-woah
          C             G
(Yes, you are, yes, you are)

Verse 1:
   G                          Em
Before we get together I need you to understand
     G                         C
That Puff Puff wants more than "wham, bam, thank you, ma’am"
        G                          Em
And you know I ain't a farmer, but I'm still tryna plow
     G                               D
When you walk in the room I'm like, "bow-chicka-wow-wow"
       G                        Em
I like bangin’ and smashin’ and livin’ in sin
     G                           C
I’d like to take the Beef Bus to Bonetown again
         G                           Em            D
I wanna boink, I wanna shag, I wanna hump, I wanna screw
     G                          C                 D
And I wanna do all those things with you and only you


Chorus:
      G      Em
I'm a hoe, a hoe (yeah)
  C        D
A hoe, woah-woah (I’m a hoe)
      G      Em
I'm a hoe, a hoe (I like to bone)
  C         D
A hoe, woah-woah (hide the salami)
    G            Cm
But now that I'm with you (that’s right)
  C                   D
I promise I'll let it go (I wanna clap those cheeks)
      G       Em
Even though I know (I’m a hoe)
C               D         G
I'm a hoe, woah-woah-woah-woah
          C             G
(Yes, you are, yes, you are)


Verse 2:
     G                     Em
They used to call me sl*t, used to call me whore
  G               C
I prefer to say a booty connoisseur
       G           Em               D
But I promise you, I ain’t gonna do none of that kinda sh*t no more
G                   Em
You’re the only one I adore
C                    D
Never mind how I was before
G                        Em
Wait and see what I have in-store
    C                D
The only bed I wanna be in is yours
G
I’m a gentleman, I open up doors
Em
Girl, I’m telling you, I’ve been reformed
     G                  Em
I’ll delete the numbers in my phone
     C            D
I’ma never watch any more porn
G
These urges are hard to ignore
C                         D
Can’t help it, that’s how I was born
G                     D               G
Baby, there’s so many things we could explore


Spoken Interlude:
G                         Em
Girl, before I met you my life was different
C                           D
All I could think about was ass
G                            C
Everything in the world was ass to me
G                       Em
This looks like an ass, that looks like an ass
     C                                      D
That mountain range over there looks like a big ol’ ass
    C         Cm
But now, I’ve changed
      G            D
Well, actually I’m still the same
G                    Em
All I think about is ass all the time
    G                   D
But now I just wanna be dedicated to one ass
N.C.
And that’s your ass


Bridge:
G                       Em          D          Cm
All that I think about, dream about every day
G            Cm                         Em          D
Is doin’ it, hooking up, making love in every single way


Chorus:
             G      Em
‘Cause I’m a hoe, a hoe (I’m a hoe)
  C        D
A hoe, woah-woah (I’m a hoe)
      G      Em
I'm a hoe, a hoe (I’m a hoe)
  C        D
A hoe, woah-woah (I’m a hoe)
    G            Cm
But now that I'm with you (I’m a hoe)
  C        D
I promise I'll let it go (I’m a hoe)
     G        Em
Even though I know (I’m a hoe)
C               D         G
I'm a hoe, woah-woah-woah-woah (I’m a hoe)
          C             G
(Yes, you are, yes, you are)