Intro: Asus2 Asus2 A Verse 1: Asus2 A Well, I used to drive a cab, you know C I heard a siren scream D Pulled over to the corner C A And fell into a dream A There were two men eating pennies C
And three young girls who cried D "The West coast is falling, C A I see rocks in the sky." E The preacher took his bible E7 And he laid it on the stool D Dsus4 He said: "with the congegration running, C Asus2 A Asus2 A Why should I play the fool " Verse 2: Asus2 A Well I used to be a woman, you know C I took you for a ride, D I let you fly my airplane C A Asus2 A It looked good for your pride. A 'cause you're the kind of man you know C Who likes what he says. D I wonder what's it's like C A To be so far over my head. E Well, the lady made the wedding E7 And she brought along the ring. D Dsus4 She got down on her knees C Asus2 A Asus2 A And said: 'let's get on with this thing'. Verse 3: Asus2 A Well I used to be a folk singer C Keeping managers alive, D When you saw me on a corner C A And told me I was jive. A So I unlocked your mind, you know C To see what I could see. D If you guarantee the postage, C A I'll mail you back the key. E Well I woke up in the morning E7 With an arrow through my nose D Dsus4 There was an Indian in the corner C Tryin' on my clothes. Bridge: A Em7 x2 A Verse 4: N.C. A Well I used to be asleep you know C With blankets on my bed. D I stayed there for a while C 'til they discovered I was dead. A The coroner was friendly C I liked him quite a lot. D If I hadn't've been a woman C A I guess I'd never have been caught. E They called up all my friends and told them E7 They had been misled D They gave me back my house and car C And nothing more was said. Bridge: Asus2 A Asus2 A x8 Verse 5: A Well I was driving down the freeway C When my car ran out of gas. D Pulled over to the station C A Asus2 A x4 But I was afraid to ask. A The servicemen were yellow C And the gasoline was green. D Although I knew I could not C A Asus2 A x4 thought that I was gonna scream. E That was on my last trip to Tulsa E7 Just before the snow. D Dsus4 If you ever need a ride there, C Be sure to let me know. Bridge: Asus2 Em x4 Verse 6: N.C. A I was chopping down a palm tree C When a friend dropped by to ask D If I would feel less lonely C Asus2 A Asus2 A If he helped me swing the axe. Asus2 A C I said 'no, it's not a case of being lonely We've have here, D I've been working on this palm tree C A For eighty seven years.' N.C. A N.C. C I said 'no, it's not a case of being lonely We've have here, D I've been working on this palm tree C Asus2 A For eighty seven years.' E He said "go get lost" E7 And walked towards his Cadillac. D Dsus4 I chopped down the palm tree C And it landed on his back.
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