Battle With Bowser Miley Cyrus Parody chords by Young Jeffrey

• Difficulty: Intermediate

Key: Am

Intro:

 Cmaj7


Verse 1:
      Am       Dm
It’s a me   Mario
         G                 C
Trudging down this Rainbow Road
     Am       Dm
My a-Life, is absurd
        G               C
Girlfriend always gets captured,

Pre-Chorus:
       Am
She’s, beggin me to rescue
 Dm
I’m a gettin’ tired!
 E7
Peach's Royal bodyguards should all be fired!


Chorus:
Am                 Dm
Now, I gotta fight Bowser
G                    C   C/B
 And his whole Koopa Clan!?
Am                  Dm
 Summon my Flower-y powers
G                   C   C/B
 Commit some Mild arson
Am                       Dm
 And i'll be hunting for Money
G                         C   C/B
 Down the sewers of this Land!
        F         E7      Am
It's my 40 Year Financial Plan


Post-Chorus:

Coin Collector,
 Dm
Septic Tank Prospector, Baby!
G
Gutter Pipe descender
C          C/B
Future one percenter


Verse 2:

        Am           Dm
Let’s a go! Stomp on Heads,
        G                      C   Cmaj7
Like my hat, these streets run red
       Am             Dm
Goomba tears, will be Shed…
      G                 C   Cmaj7
Mario Party, once they're dead!

(Wa-hoo!)


Pre-Chorus:
     Am
Now, I didn't wanna murder!
Dm
I didn't wanna Fight!
    E7
But steal away my girl, and I’ll de-shell you right!


Chorus:
Am                   Dm
I'm not your Average Plumber
G                            C   C/B
I Punch thru Bricks, with my hands,
Am                    Dm
I’ve put more turtles asunder,
G                      C   C/B
Than any plastic straw can!
Am                   Dm
I’ve done more Magic Mushrooms!
G                        C   C/B
Than the entire "Burning Man"!
           F                   E7    Am
And now a talking Toadstool is my   Best Friend.


Post-Chorus:

I'll go & get her,
Dm
Grab just one more treasure, baby,
G
Then gone forever
C           C/B
On to big & better, baby
Am
I wanna proctect her
Dm
Bought her a Ring Camera, Baby
G
It didn't matter,
C
Still, she got recaptured, baby


Pre-Chorus:
Am
Is Peach really worth It?
Dm
The timing's never right,
E7
Princess Zelda DM'd me, so i just might


Chorus:
Am                    Dm
Leave the Princess to Bowser!
G                    C    C/B
She’s too high Maintenance!
Am                    Dm
Jump on to Tinder for hours
G                C     C/B
And Swipe on Ms. Pac-Man
Am                    Dm
We'll Uber home on my Yoshi!
G                   C   C/B
While I, 1-Up the Romance!
      F               F7
Your Italian Play Boy Man
          F                 F7
You're my Nintendo Game Boy stan!
Am
Let's Begin!


Outro:

I’m lookin' dapper,
Dm
Kart’s been moving Faster, baby
G
Overalls are Spattered,
C                  C/B
My moustache could attract Miss Daisy,
Am
I’m the Koopa whacker
Dm
Tag Team with my bro Luigi,
G
Michael Jordan’s madder
C        C/B              Am
Jealous, cuz my jumps are crazy