Jan Egeland chords by Ylvis

Em  C  G Am X2
Em
Gray hair
C
Glasses
G Am x2
Suitcase
Em
Humble
C
Clever
G Amx2
And constantly working for peace
A
Uganda
Em
Congo
Amx2 C
And the Oslo treaty plan
B

Oh my God, what a plan
C
Not as famous as Gahr Stare
G
Not a daddy's boy like Jens
C
But when handgrenades are flying
B
There's just one man you can trust
C G
When there's war and all is hell
D
Send in Jan Egeland!
C B Em G A
The United Nations superhero man
C G
Mad dictator with a gun
Am G D
Send in Jan Egeland
Bm A
Oh, how I wish..
Em
I was Jan Egeland..
Same as intro..
Blue eyes
Firm hands
Nice legs
Clean shaved
Body
Drinking his protein shakes
Spray-tan
Skin cream
And buttocks like he was eighteen
He's a peacekeeping machine..
C
And he stares into the mirror
G D
Flexing muscles in the night
C
And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready..
B
..to protect some human rights"
Same Refr.
When there's war and all is hell
Bring in Jan Egeland!
The United Nations superhero man
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
And looks at maps with George Cloon
Oh, how I wish..
That I was Jan Egeland!
Solo: Dm  A  E  B E  A  Bm  B Em  B
C  G
Egeland (Egeland)
B  G
Egeland (Egeland)
Em B C
When he's sad he goes to funerals
G  D
In unusually heavy rain
C