Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Verse 1:
Eb MajorEb
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
Bb majorBb
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
Eb MajorEb
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Now somethin's tellin' me, that you'm avoidin' me
AbAb
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Bb majorBb
Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need
Chorus:
Eb MajorEb
Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
AbAb
Oh I got 20 acres, and you got 43
Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
She made I laugh, haha
Verse 2:
Eb MajorEb
I'll stick by you I'll give you all that ya need
Bb majorBb
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
We'll have twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed
Eb MajorEb
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
And yu know I'll love ya darlin' so give me your hand
AbAb
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
But the thing I want the most is all the acres o' land
Chorus:
Eb MajorEb
Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
AbAb
Oh I got 20 acres, and you got 43
Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Pphhwooaaarrr she's a lovel bit of stuff an'all
Verse 3:
Eb MajorEb
For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Bb majorBb
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Eat sleep in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
Eb MajorEb
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Now if I cleaned it up, would ya change our mind?
AbAb
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Bb majorBb
I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime
Chorus:
Eb MajorEb
Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
AbAb
Oh I got 20 acres, and you got 43
Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Who loves ya baby, HA
Verse 4:
Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb
Weren't we grand couple at that last Wurzel dance?
Eb MajorEb
I wore brand new gaters and me corduroy pants
AbAb
In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand
Bb majorBb
We had our photos tooken us holding hands
Chorus:
Eb MajorEb
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Now that we'm both past our 50's I think that you and me
AbAb
Should stop this gallivanting, and will you marry me?
Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Aarrr, you're a fine lookin woman and I can't wait to get me hands on yer land haha