Intro with lyrics
Tuning: 
G+G 
C majorC 
E MajorE 
A augmentedA (G+G C majorC E MajorE A augmentedA)
Intro:
(x2)(number = fret)
A augmentedA|-------2--0--0--4--2------|
E MajorE|-0--0-----------------0---|
C majorC|--------------------------|
G+G|--------------------------|
E MajorE A augmentedA
I think you're cute my name is Ashley
E MajorE E MajorE
And I work at the computer store
E MajorE A augmentedA
That's what I never say to Kyle
F# minorF#m 
B7B7
The barista at the coffee shop next door
E MajorE A augmentedA
I watch him sadly from the counter
E MajorE E MajorE
Where I always pick the wobbly stool
A augmentedA
He hands me
N.C
My latte
F# minorF#m
And smirks in
N.C
This hot way
F# minorF#m
But I just
B7B7
Cannot play cool
A augmentedA|-------2--0--0--4--2------|
E MajorE|-0--0-----------------0---|
C majorC|--------------------------|
G+G|--------------------------|
Verse 1:
E MajorE A augmentedA
The clear and logical solution
E MajorE
Is to send a robot in my place
A augmentedA
A augmentedA robot modeled after me except that
F# minorF#m B7B7
She can deal with Kyle face to face
E MajorE A augmentedA
Been working on her 40 weeks or so
E MajorE
With barely time to sleep or eat
A augmentedA
Her parts are
A augmentedA
Built custom
F# minorF#m
All that's left
F# minorF#m
Are just some
F# minorF#m
Last circuits
B7B7
I must complete silenced:
Chorus:
E MajorE
Android Ashley
E MajorE
I wish I were you
A augmentedA
Instructions tell you what to do
E MajorE B7B7
And if you fail you can't feel blue
E MajorE
Android Ashley
E MajorE
When you're good to go
A augmentedA F# minorF#m
Maybe then at last I'll know
A augmentedA B7B7
How to fix the bugs in Ashley 1.0
(x2)
A augmentedA|-------2--0--0--4--2------|
E MajorE|-0--0-----------------0---|
C majorC|--------------------------|
G+G|--------------------------|
Verse 2:
E MajorE A augmentedA
The final chip arrived today so
E MajorE
I install it in the vacant port
A augmentedA
I solder in the last connections
Hit the power switch
B7B7
And pray there's not a short
E MajorE
She whirs to life
A augmentedA
Her optic sensors turn my way
E*
I wonder what they see
A*
She holds out
Her hand to
F#m*
Accept my command
F#m(back to pattern)
Ooh, I have made
B7B7 (silenced)
A augmentedA brand new me
Chorus:
E MajorE
Android Ashley
E MajorE
I wish I were you
A augmentedA
Instructions tell you what to do
E MajorE B7B7
And if you fail you can't feel blue
E MajorE
Android Ashley
E MajorE
Now you're good to go
A augmentedA F# minorF#m
Maybe then at last I'll know
A augmentedA B7B7
How to fix the bugs in Ashley 1.0
Bridge pattern 1:
(strum B7B7 once)
A augmentedA F# minorF#m A augmentedA F# minorF#m B7B7
A augmentedA
She walks up to the counter
F# minorF#m
Run program talk to Kyle
A augmentedA
Sub-routine order latte
F# minorF#m
Call function wave and smile
A augmentedA
Parse input 'Hey, how are you '
F# minorF#m
Play text to voice 'I'm fine'
A augmentedA
Parse input 'You seem different'
F# minorF#m A augmentedA B7B7 A augmentedA
And suddenly I see the flaw in my design
Bridge pattern 2:
(number = finger/play with respective chord)
A augmentedA|--4--------4--------4-------|
E MajorE|-----3--------3--------3----|
C majorC|--------2--------2----------|
G+G|--1--------1--------1-------|
F# minorF#m
If I wrote this program perfectly
E MajorE
I won't need to make corrections
F# minorF#m
But if Kyle falls for Robot me
B7B7 A augmentedA
He'll never love my imperfections
A augmentedA
So I abort the program
B7B7
And quickly call her back
F# minorF#m
I start the shutdown process
A augmentedA
But then she turns to me
F# minorF#m B7B7
Before the screen goes black
Chorus:
E MajorE
Human Ashley
E MajorE
I wish I were you
A augmentedA
No one can tell you what to do
E MajorE A augmentedA B7B7
The things you feel are real and true
E MajorE
Human Ashley
E MajorE
Do not envy me
A augmentedA F# minorF#m
You know all that life can be
A augmentedA B7B7
I wish I knew how it feels to be so free
(x2)
A augmentedA|-------2--0--0--4--2------|
E MajorE|-0--0-----------------0---|
C majorC|--------------------------|
G+G|--------------------------|
(x4)
A augmentedA|--------------------------|
E MajorE|-0--0--0------------------|
C majorC|--------------------------|
G+G|--------------------------|
Outro:
E MajorE A augmentedA
So I see Kyle the barista
E MajorE E MajorE
At the coffee shop he looks my way
E MajorE
I think you're cute
A augmentedA
My name is Ashley
B7B7
And I work at the computer store
B7B7
I say
E MajorE
(strum once)
(lyrics from GENIUS lyrics)
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