Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Difficulty: Novice
Hit and Miss Judy
by Wreckless Eric
E MajorE B7B7 BB E MajorE
E MajorE B7B7
Working at the bank and counting out the money for no thanks
BB E MajorE
Going down the drain she's only got herself to blame
E MajorE B7B7
Going round in circles arriving back at where she's coming from
BB E MajorE
Life for Miss Judy surely can't be any fun
A augmentedA E MajorE
She bends down and whispers things in your ear
A augmentedA B7B7 E MajorE
But Judy girl that's not the kind of things I wanna hear
BB E MajorE
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
A augmentedA E MajorE
The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in it
BB E MajorE
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
A augmentedA B7B7
Keep on trying you're sure to fire off a direct hit
E MajorE B7B7
Working all day for the pleasure of beholding a heaven on earth
BB E MajorE
Life for Miss Judy it's an endless succession of physical jerks
E MajorE B7B7
Blown with all the elegant charm of a monogrammed handkerchief
BB E MajorE
Judy stands serene in a palace of sin beyond her wildest dreams
A augmentedA E MajorE
She bends down and whispers things in your ear
A augmentedA B7B7 E MajorE
But Judy girl that's not the kind of things I wanna hear
BB E MajorE
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
A augmentedA E MajorE
The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in it
BB E MajorE
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
A augmentedA B7B7
Keep on trying you're sure to fire off a direct hit
E MajorE B7B7 BB
A augmentedA
Sometimes she thinks she'll get away with it
E MajorE
She might just hit the target
A augmentedA BB
But Judy girl I wish you'd call it a day
A augmentedA B7B7
Oh my darling you're so alarming (alarming)
E MajorE B7B7
She scares me to death with the effort of trying to be everybody's friend
BB
I see they've regrouped on the highway now and everyone involved
E MajorE
Is going round the bend
E MajorE B7B7
But when Judy takes aim you won't be seeing anyone for miles and miles
BB E MajorE
'Cause if Judy hits the target you're guaranteed to be paralysed
A augmentedA E MajorE
And then she'll bend down and whisper things in your ear
A augmentedA B7B7 E MajorE
But Judy girl that's not the kind of things I wanna hear
BB E MajorE
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
A augmentedA E MajorE
The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in it
BB E MajorE
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
A augmentedA B7B7
Keep on trying you're sure to fire off a direct hit
E MajorE B7B7 BB E MajorE
(x2 then fade)
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(Try sliding from an A augmentedA into the BB chord quickly over each 'Oh, oh, oh')