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If I Had My Druthers chords by Woodbox Gang

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Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Wormwood

If I Had My Druthers

VERSE 1
         Chord diagramG+G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys
         Chord diagramG+G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
         Chord diagramG+G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys
         Chord diagramD MajorD
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
Chord diagramG7G7
Well I’ll tell you my brother and all of you others
   Chord diagramA augmentedA
If I had my druthers I’d be cocksuckered
         Chord diagramG+G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys
         Chord diagramG+G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me

VERSE 2

I’ll be strangled and stripped I’ll be wet noodle whipped
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
I’ll be chained to the wall and kicked in the balls
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
I’ll be smeared on the ass with broken glass
I’ll be reamed in the rear by a kosher spear
Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys
Don’t you go motherfuckering me

VERSE 3
I’ll be plugged by a slug with a date rape drug
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
I’ll be wined and dined by a sad porcupine
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
I’ll be seduced by a moose whose reputation is loose
I’ll hold the load of a horny toad
Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys
Don’t you go motherfuckering me

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