Chords with lyrics
Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Wormwood
Family Night
VERSE 1
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Well it was family night up at the Johnson place
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Where they sit around the table and talk about their day
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It’s said to be a common activity
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Among today’s tight knit families
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Mr. Johnson turned to his eldest son
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Curious to find out the work he’d done
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And he was proud to tell his old man
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About his work as a salesman
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Son let me give you some fatherly advice
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You gotta be careful around that anhydrous
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Well you’re bound to make more than a brain surgeon
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Selling crystal methamphetamines
CHORUS
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Well it’s family night everybody get together
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We’re a family by god birds of a feather
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It’s family night we’ll make a joyful noise
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Mommies and daddies girls and boys
VERSE 2
Mr. Johnson turned to his only daughter
She turned to her alleged father
Daughter how’s the sixth grade treating you
And tell me when is the baby due
Daddy it’ll be coming out this fall
I feed him good drugs and alcohol
Little Johnny won’t take me for a wife
‘Cause he won’t drop out though I’m pro-life
VERSE 3
Mr. Johnson turned to his other son
Who wears black clothes and plays with guns
He didn’t want to talk to his dad
Till Mr. Johnson lit the last joint he had
Dad all the kids make fun of me
‘Cause I ain’t lost my virginity
Son let me tell you after dinner
Take twenty dollars over to the senior center
VERSE 4
Daddy where is mommy dearest
Is she not here ‘cause she doesn’t love us
No kids your momma’s out working hard