Never Trust A Man Who Plays Guitar Chords

C So I dip this pen in arsenic E I write a song for every president F that wont ever get shot in the face C And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives E Head down to the court house F with one chord I level the place C But hasn't anybody learned F don't ever trust a man who plays guitar E The day I rob a bank the first day I'm not lying F to you or me about what I believe Intro E And if I die then let my gravestone read [pause] F rest in P. Funk cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance E If I live then let my heart be like a beating picket line F they'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab [pause] Hasn't anybody learned the last to make the moves are the first to say the words E the day I rob a banks the first day of my life F as an honest man, an honest man E The day I rob a banks the first day of my life F As an honest man, an honest man [tap guitar] The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank Is the day I finally get what I deserve