Bill The Cat Chords

Key: G Intro: G D G Verse 1: G We had a cat, his name was Bill, C G He caught our budgie on the window sill, G One holy day, one Sunday morn, D G Left only feathers on our back lawn. Verse 2: G Oh no, Bill, you can't do that, C G You silly pussy, you stupid cat. G So we took him down, our family pet, D G And we left his balls with the family vet.

Interlude: C G D G (Cat yowling) Verse 3: G Well, the very next day he packed his bags, C G Left all his Penthouse and Playboy mags. G How could we do it to the family pet, D G Go and leave his balls with the family vet. Interlude: C G D G Verse 4: G Well, we get no postcards, no telephone calls, C G He's out in the bush somewhere, with no balls. G And he's obsessed with sweet revenge, D G So he eats our parrots and our fairy wrens. Chorus: C G Yes, he's mortified and we all regret, D G That we left his balls with the family vet. C G Yes, he's mortified and we all regret, D G That we left his balls with the family vet. Bridge: C G Now he's highly sought by the feral choir, D G For his new found talent to sing much higher, C G Has no more time for female friends, D G Just for parrots and fairy wrens. Verse 5: G No sense of humour ex-family pet, C G It still hurts, he can't forget. G He's still angry, he's still upset, D G That we left his balls with the family vet. Chorus: C G Yes, he's mortified and we all regret, D G That we left his balls with the family vet. C G Yes, he's mortified and we all regret, D C G That we left his balls with the family vet.