Bill The Cat chords by John Williamson

Key: G

Intro:

G   D   G


Verse 1:
         G
We had a cat, his name was Bill,
              C                    G
He caught our budgie on the window sill,
         G
One holy day, one Sunday morn,
          D                    G
Left only feathers on our back lawn.

Verse 2:
       G
Oh no, Bill, you can't do that,
          C                 G
You silly pussy, you stupid cat.
               G
So we took him down, our family pet,
                D                     G
And we left his balls with the family vet.


Interlude:
C   G   D   G
  (Cat yowling)


Verse 3:
                    G
Well, the very next day he packed his bags,
             C                     G
Left all his Penthouse and Playboy mags.
             G
How could we do it to the family pet,
                 D                     G
Go and leave his balls with the family vet.


Interlude:
C   G   D   G


Verse 4:
                G
Well, we get no postcards, no telephone calls,
                C                       G
He's out in the bush somewhere, with no balls.
           G
And he's obsessed with sweet revenge,
               D                     G
So he eats our parrots and our fairy wrens.


Chorus:
               C                 G
Yes, he's mortified and we all regret,
                 D                     G
That we left his balls with the family vet.
               C                 G
Yes, he's mortified and we all regret,
                 D                     G
That we left his balls with the family vet.


Bridge:
                C                   G
Now he's highly sought by the feral choir,
                  D                   G
For his new found talent to sing much higher,
            C               G
Has no more time for female friends,
         D                 G
Just for parrots and fairy wrens.


Verse 5:
                   G
No sense of humour
ex-family pet,
           C                   G
It still hurts, he can't forget.
           G
He's still angry, he's still upset,
                 D                     G
That we left his balls with the family vet.


Chorus:
               C                 G
Yes, he's mortified and we all regret,
                 D                     G
That we left his balls with the family vet.
               C                 G
Yes, he's mortified and we all regret,
                 D                     C G
That we left his balls with the family vet.