Three Day Trip chords by Hank Williams Jr.

• Capo on 2nd

(Capo on 2)

         G                                                                    D
I took a three day trip with a one day woman, if you know what I'm talkin' a- bout
                                                                        G
After 24 hours it was plain to see, this week-end wasn't gonna work out
                                                                           C
She and I didn't have one thing in common and her papers weren't comin' a- round
         D                                                                   G
I'm on a three day stay with a no way babe, what the hell am I gonna do now?

      G                                                                       D
Well, Friday night cost me a high dollar dinner, lots of tequila and wine she drown
                                                                G
Now she's messed up, real good and drunk, stumblin' and fallin' down
                                                              C
So, I had to carry her to the room where she instantly passed out
            D                                                               G
And started snorrin' loud, so I went back down and took a cab to the waffle house (boy, this is fun)

    G                                                                        D
Now Saturday morning along about noon, she calls room service "Bring me some doubles
                                                                                G
Hey, meet me in the bar. It's 6 hours till dark and this b***h is havin' speech troubles"
                                                                             C
Well, if you fijy dizzy this and wijy wajy that, I though God, please rescue me
        D                                                           G
Another couple sat down, they ordered around, now's my chance to go free

         G                                                                    D
I'm on a three day trip with a one day woman, if you know what I'm talkin' a- bout
                                                                      G
After 24 hours it was plain to see, this week-end really wasn't gonna work out
                                                                           C
She and I didn't have one thing in common and her papers weren't coming a- round
         D
I'm on a three day stay with a no way babe, what the hell am I gonna do now?

         G                                                                  D
So, this dude and my date get really s**tfaced, when his girl grabbed me to dance
                                                                        G
Looks like you and me are up the same tree, so, let's start our own ro- mance
                                                                       C
Yeah, she and I watched the Sunday morning sun come up in each others' arms
             D                                                                            G
This weekend started bad but we're really glad, 'cause the two we dumped are still in the barn

             A                                                                     E
Don't take a three day trip with a one day woman, better learn what I'm talkin' a- bout
                                                                                               A
If you're gonna go to the islands don't take a chance, take a babe that you've really get down
                                                                            D
So, if you have any friend wanna line you up with a blind date take it from me
      E
Get a girl you know who's cocked and ready to go, forget about harmony


(Spoken on the Outro.)
Mucho bad decision
Vaminos
The senorita is borracho
Oh God, am I the only guy this happens to?