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Key: D
Tuning: E A D G B E
Intro:
D G A D G A
Verse 1:
D G A
Ron and Nancy got the house, but Sid and Nancy rule
D G A
I died eight years ago, I'm still a legend at my high school
D G A
I stole a Chevy and I wrapped it 'round a tree
D G A
But that's okay 'cause no one's gonna make the next century
Bm G A
I'm up in heaven now they said I'm here to stay
Bm G A G
Where the clouds are really puffy and the angels sing every day
Chorus:
A D
Alleluia
G D A
Alleluia
G D Bm
Alleluia
G A
Ahβ
Verse 2:
D G A
The cafeteria's got everything, it's gonna drive you mad
D G A
'Cause it looks just like a big Hawaiian party that my mother had
D G A
It's like the worst Elvis film I've ever seen
D G A
Technicolor luau all on technicolor green
Bm G A
There's camping trips and donkey rides and singing 'round the fire
Bm
And they signed me up for surfing
G A G
But they can't get me in the choir
Chorus:
A D
Alleluia
G D A
Alleluia
G D Bm
Alleluia
G A
Ahβ
Verse 3:
D G A
But there she was this morning getting fitted for her wings
D G A
Leather boots, magenta hair, and saying nasty things
D G A
I'd say she was an angel, but it's stupid and it's obvious
D G A
I said "You'll hate it here 'cause we're the only ones like us"
Bm G A
It's crypto-fascist mania, it's silicon deliria
Bm G A G A Bm
"Yeah," she said, "You're right, but I like the cafeteria"
[Interlude]
G A D G A Bm G A
Bridge:
Bm G A
Hey God, we're the bad kids, we're so nasty mean and vile
Bm G A
God looks like a guidance counselor, God's got that smile
Bm G A
God says, "How could this be? That's really odd
Bm
I guess I'll have to check my records
G
Silly me, you know, I'm only God"
Chorus:
G A D
Alleluia
G D A
Alleluia
G D Bm
Alleluia
G A
Ahβ
Verse 4:
D G
The waves are perfect and the sun will always shine
D G A
But there's got to be more to death than surfing all the time
D G A
I know the signs of self-destruction so I try to stop each new kid
D G A
Don't be like me, forever young, forever stupid
Bm G A
Yeah, I found love here, but I'll bet you'll find it there
Bm
Where they don't always make the same joke
G
"Gee, you make a heavenly pair"
[Out-Chorus]
G A D
Alleluia
G A D
Alleluia
G A Bm
Alleluia
G A Bm
Alleluia
G A D
Alleluia
G A D
Alleluia
G A D
Alleluia
G A Bm
Alleluia
G A Bm
Alleluia
G A D
Alleluia
G A Bm
Alleluia
G A G D
Alleluia
Song History
Published: March 29, 2026
Last Updated: March 29, 2026