Chords with lyrics
Dar Williams - Flinty Kind Of Woman
INTRO: A minorAm
It's a small town life and I like it
D MajorD A minorAm
'Cause the bad don't get in your way
There's an angry god gonna strike it
FF G+G
Yeah, that's what we pay him for, that's why we pray
A minorAm
Well, I guess the angry god he was a-fishing
D MajorD A minorAm
When Molly called me up with the news
Within the space of a week
FF
Yeah, a pervert or a sex freak
C majorC
Let the kids take a peek
G+G
That's more than a little cheek
N.C. A minorAm
No pun intended
CHORUS:
G+G C majorC
Ay-yi-yipee-yipee-yi-yi-ay
FF C majorC
Going east of Mississippi, got a flinty kind of woman
A minorAm DmDm
And you don't act smart and you don't touch my children
G+G A minorAm
If the young man wants to see the sun go down
So, there was no time fooling with the trifles
D MajorD A minorAm
There was no use in telling the men
They would just go running for their rifles
FF G+G
And then once you got him, couldn't get him again
A minorAm
So, Peg got a bolt of fishing tackle
D MajorD A minorAm
And Marge got her gardening clips
And Sally LaBiche
FF
Put her hound on a leash
C majorC
And the timer on the quiche
G+G
She's kind of nouveau riche
N.C. A minorAm
But we like her
CHORUS:
G+G C majorC
Ay-yi-yipee-yipee-yi-yi-ay
FF C majorC
Going east of Mississippi, got a flinty kind of woman
A minorAm DmDm
And you don't act fresh and you don't touch my children
G+G A minorAm
If the young man wants to see the sun go down
It was the kids who spotted him a-running
D MajorD A minorAm
As we drove through the harbour fog
And that's when we got our engines gunning
FF G+G
'Cause we knew he was headed for the cranberry bog
A minorAm
We got our hip-high rubber boots strapped on
D MajorD A minorAm
And Molly got the big flashlights out
And by the "Welcome to New England" sign
FF
Got him with the fishing line
C majorC G+G
In the dark, smell of brine
Betty said "This one is mine."
N.C. A minorAm
She is ruthless
CHORUS:
G+G C majorC
Ay-yi-yipee-yipee-yi-yi-ay
FF C majorC
Going east of Mississippi, got a flinty kind of woman
A minorAm DmDm
And you just say no and you don't touch my children
G+G A minorAm
If the young man wants to see the sun go down
Well, we didn't have to drag him and a-jail him
D MajorD A minorAm
'Cause you don't have to take it so far
When your roots go back to Old Salem
FF G+G
And you've got a local chapter of the DAR
A minorAm
Now I don't go tooting on my lobsters
D MajorD A minorAm
'Cause your pride doesn't go with your plaid
But it's a victory won
FF
And it couldn't be done
C majorC
By the hippy-dippy flaky-shaky
G+G
Fun-in-the-sun
N.C. A minorAm
Braless wonders
CHORUS:
G+G C majorC
Ay-yi-yipee-yipee-yi-yi-ay
FF C majorC
Going east of Mississippi, got a flinty kind of woman
A minorAm DmDm
And you know your place and you don't touch my children
G+G A minorAm
If the young man wants to see the sun go down
DmDm N.C. A minorAm
If the young man wants to see the sun go down