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Intro:
G
1,2,1,2,3
G B7 C D G B7 C D
Four!
Verse 1:
G B7
Well they say Saturday is for the boys
C D
And my wife, she gave me the choice
B7
If I mow the lawn, and pick up the toys
C D
I can hit Go hit the links
Verse 2:
G B7
It did come with some parameters though
C D
I had to come home sober and before dinner
B7
And I'll just stick to beer, and lay off the liquor
C
Hell I'll probably won't even drink
Verse 3:
G B7
Well on my way, what I like to do
C D
Is get a can of Copenhagen and a Mountain
Dew
G B7
She thinks I quit, but I still chew
C D
But only when I golf
Verse 4:
G B7
And I don't have time to hit the range
C D
So it's two off the tee, and one goes straight
G B7
The course record man it's still in play
C D
Crack a beer and find my ball
Chorus:
G B7
Drinkin' and drivin'
C D
Swervin' and slicin'
G B7
There's no DUI-ing
C D
On private property
G B7
Drinkin' and drivin'
C A7
Just out here good-timing
C
My balls
D
My buddies
G
And me
Verse 5:
G B7
Now you can't bring it on the course
C D
My buddy Joe brings moonshine, of course
G B7
And the first sip sure tastes like divorce
C D
Like he went through last fall
Verse 6:
G B7
Now Tommy takes it way too seriously
C D
He makes us pipe down on the first par 3
G B7
And he gets a little closer than Charles and me
C D
But that's not saying much at all
Verse 7:
G B7
Now Eddie's the worst of all time
C D
He tees it up and lets it fly
G B7
It goes in the hole, and we lose our minds
C D
That lucky son of a bitch
Verse 8:
G B7
And just like that, on over the hill
C D
Comes the cart girl with the coolers filled
G B7
With Fireball they're already chilled
C D
I'll uber home I guess
Chorus:
G B7
Drinkin' and drivin'
C D
Swervin' and slicin'
G B7
There's no DUI-ing
C D
On private property
G B7
Drinkin' and drivin'
C A7
Just out here good-timing
C
My balls
D
My buddies
G
And me
[Instrumental Break]
B7 C D G B7 C D
C B7
Bridge:
C
My wife just called and she is pissed
D Eb D
Might as well play 36?
Chorus:
G B7
Drinkin' and drivin'
C D
Swervin' and slicin'
G B7
There's no DUI-ing
C D
On private property
G B7
Drinkin' and drivin'
C A7
Just out here good-timing
C
My balls
D
My buddies
G
And me
G B7
Drinkin' and drivin'
C D
Swervin' and slicin'
G B7
There's no DUI-ing
C D
[?]
G B7
Drinkin' and drivin'
C A7
Just out here good-timing
C
My balls
D
My buddies
G
And me
Outro:
B7 C D G B7 C D
G B7 C D G B7 C D
G B7 C D G B7 C D
Song History
Published: July 26, 2025
Last Updated: September 10, 2025