I Me Myself Ukulele chords by Will Wood

Key: G

♫ Intro:
G  Em  C  D C# D
G  Em  C  D C# D
G  Em  C  D
(vocalizing)
G  Em  C  D
G  Em  C  D
G   Em    C     D   B
Big girls don't cry



♫ Verse 1:

Em                     G              D                         B
I’ve been feeling lightheaded since I lost enough weight to fit back in my skin
Em                G                         D                 B
Flower petals and feathers tether me to the ground (pound for pound)
Em                  G                D                       B
Take my tea with formaldehyde for my feminine side since the day that I died
Em                 G                             B
While I whittle my bones until I’m brittle, am I pretty now?
C                 D           G       Gmaj7    Em
For some reason I find myself lost in what you think of me
    C               D                   G   D
And too confused to choose who I should be

N.C
And now you’ve got me thinking

♫ Chorus:
G                   Bm
I wish I could be a girl, and that way
C                          G           D
You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
G           Bm        C             D
Am I pretty enough to lie to? O-wa-ohh
G                   Bm
I wish I could be a girl, and that way
C                          G   G       D  D
You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
G               Bm              C            D
Just little old me in a big big world, O-wa-ohh
C       D
Ah-a-a-a-a-a-ah
G             Gmaj7    Em
Little old me in a big world
C       D
I-I-I-I-I
N.C
I wish

♫ Instrumental:
G  Em  C  D  B

♫ Verse 2:
Em                     G               D                            C7
I’ve been feeling lighthearted since I gained enough weight back to c-c-c-c-cover my bones
Em                  G                    D               B
I get dressed up in shadows one leg at a time – we’re so alike
Em                           G
But if the shoe fits, then I won’t try it on
          D                          C7
You’ll be walking out early, but the show must go on
      Em
No, I know that I’m wrong
      B
But I love how you’re on my side
            C                     D                     G    Gmaj7     C7       Em
It’s been a point of contention between myself and this body that they stuck me in
    A7                 D            G
The privilege of being born to be a man

N.C
And now you got me thinking

♫ Chorus:
G                   Bm
I wish I could be a girl, and that way
C                          G           D
You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
G           Bm        C             D
Am I pretty enough to lie to? O-wa-ohh
G                   Bm
I wish I could be a girl, and that way
C                          G   G       D  D
You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
G               Bm              C            D
Just little old me in a big big world, O-wa-ohh
C       D
Ah-a-a-a-a-a-ah
G             Gmaj7    Em
Little old me in a big world
C       D
I-I-I-I-I
N.C
I wish

♫ Instrumental:
G  Em  C  D C# D
G  Em  C  D C# D D D D

♫ Bridge:
B                                                 Em
Lately I've been wishing I were 5 foot 5 weighing 99, wearing thigh highs, hi guys
B                                               Em
I'll be your prosthetic meet your anesthetic criteria
                 B
Oh and could you please objectify me?
Em    N.C
I'm-a just a hunk a hunk of burning self-loathing
A7                       D
My evidence, my witness, my evidence, my witness
A7
My evidence, my witness
N.C
(Spoken) What is it they used to say on Tumblr? What is it they used to say? Something like
"my pronouns are your buisines shitlord"?
               B                                           Em
And now you're eating your prosthetic meat your anesthetic criteria, pathetic seeing you become acetic
       B                                                 Em
Say my name like a slur but I've been called worse and I heard it all before, no this isn't my first
curse word
Bm                               Em
Let me be the void you fill with taxidermy fingerprints taxonomize our differences
A7                       D
I am quantum physics, my witness brings me into existence

N.C
Cause'

♫ Chorus:
G                   Bm
I wish I could be a girl, and that way
C                          G           D
You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
G           Bm        C
Am I pretty enough to love back?
        D
No, not yet
G                   Bm                       C
I wish I could be a girl, and really I'd prefer it if you would use
G G  D D
I/Me/Myself
G           Bm                  C                 D
Am I pretty enough? Am I pretty enough to fucking die-i-i-i?
C       D
Ah-a-a-a-a-a-ah
G             Gmaj7    Em
Little old me in a big world
C       D
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
G                 Gmaj7        Em
Well I would give you my whole wo-o-o-orld
C          D
Oh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh
G             Gmaj7    Em
Little old me in a big world
C       D
I-I-I-I-I
N.C
I wish

♫ Instrumental:
G  Em  C  D
G  Em  C  D
G  Em  C  D
G  Em  C  D
G  Em  C  D
G  Em  C  D

♫ Outro:
G                  Em
All identities are equally invalid
C                                          D
Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it?
G                  Em
All identities are equally invalid
C                                          D
Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it?
G                  Em
All identities are equally invalid
C                                          D
Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it?
G                  Em
All identities are equally invalid
              C              D
(Spoken) Good evening officer, we're just playing music, nobodies making any money