Difficulty
Intermediate
Rate for accuracy
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Key: G
Indiegogo live in studio demo: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=388dn-WRBrc
Intro:
This is a song about Shit
D
G Em C D
(Falsetto vocalisations)
G Em C D
G Em C D
Big girls Don't cry
G Em C D D Eb Eb
Big Girls Don't you fucking cry!
Verse 1:
Em G C Bb
I been feeling lightheaded since I lost enough weight to fit back in my skin.
Em G C D7
Flower petals and feathers tether me to the ground, pound for pound.
Em G C Bb
Take my tea with formaldehyde for my feminine side since the day that I died.
Em G B7
While I whittle my bones until I'm brittle, am I pretty now?
C D G D/F# Em D
For some reason I find myself lost in what you think of me
C D G
And bared for any man who'd care to see
Chorus:
D7
And now you got me thinking
G Bm
I wish I could be a girl, and that way
C G G D D
You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
G Bm C D
Am I pretty enough to lie to? O-wa-ohh
G Bm
I wish I could be a girl, and that way
C G G D D
You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
G Bm C D
Just little old me in a big big world, O-wa-ohh
C D
Ah-a-a-a-a-a-ah
G D/F# Em D
Little old me in a big world
C D
Ah-a-a-a-ah
G Em C D
I wish I were a girl
G Em C D D Eb Eb
Verse 2:
Em G C Bb
I been feeling lighthearted since I gained enough weight back to cover my bones.
Em G C D7
I get dressed up in shadows one leg at a time - we're so alike!
Em G C Bb
But if the shoe fits then I won't try it on. You'll be walking out early but the show must go on.
Em G B7
No I know that I'm wrong, but I love how you're on my side
C D G D/F# Em C
For some reason I find myself caring what you think of me
Am D G
And too confused to choose who I should be
Chorus:
D7
And now you got me thinking
G Bm
I wish I could be a girl, and that way
C G G D D
You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
G Bm C D
Am I pretty enough to love back? No not yet!
G Bm
I wish I could be a girl, and that way
C G G D D
You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
G Bm C D
Just little old me in a big big world, O-wa-ohh
C D
Ah-a-a-a-a-a-ah
G D/F# Em D
Little old me in a big world
C D
Ah-a-a-a-ah
G Em C D
I wish
G Em C D
Bridge:
Em G C Bb
Em G C D
Em G C Bb
Em G C D
C D G D/F# Em D
C D G
B7 Em
Lately I've been wishing I were 5 foot 5 weighing 99, wearing thigh highs!
B7 Em
I'll be your prosthetic meet your anesthetic criteria
B7
Could you please objectify me !
Em
I'm just a hunk a hunk of burning self loathing
A
My evidence, my witness
D E
My Pronouns Aren't your business shit-lord!
Chorus:
A C#m
I wish I could be a girl and that way
D A A E E
You'd wish You could kick my fucking teeth in
A C#m D E
Am I pretty enough to lie to? No, not yet!
A C#m
I wish I could be a girl and that way
D A A E E
You'd wish you call me a fucking faggot!
A C#m D E
Am I pretty enough? am I pretty enough to fucking die?
D E
Ah-a-a-a-a-a-ah
A E/G# F#m E
Little old me in a big world
D E
Ah-a-a-a-a-a-ah
A E/G# F#m E
Well I would give you my whole world
D E
Oh-wo-wo-wo-woa-wo-wo-wo-wo
A E/G# F#m E
Little old me in a big world
D E
A F#m D E
I wish-
Outro:
A F#m D E
(Falsetto vocalisations)
A F#m D E
Big Boys don't cry
A F#m D E
Big Boys don't cry
A F#m D E
Big Boys don't cry
A F#m D E
Big girls don't you fucking cry!
A D
Fuck
Song History
Published: May 5, 2025
Last Updated: May 5, 2025