And If I Did You Deserved It Ukulele chords by Will Wood

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)


string-press-release (string/fret) example C/2
string once (chord*) example C*


C C/2 C G G(fret lower) G

Verse 1:
    C
I want a new pair of shades,
C
get paid to wear shoes
C
do what I say,
N.C
don't say what I do
     F
and we're alone now,
F      C
high up and low down
       G               F
you know I'm not the type of guy to turn my back on a knife
      G*
That's why I'm still looking in the mirror

       C
oh I wanna be saved from fame,
C
be loved from afar
C
get paid to write my name,
N.C
and you airbrush my scars
     F
get on my good side,
F        C
don't get on my bad side
       G               F
you know I'm not the type of guy to turn my back on a knife
       G                F
it's just my luck these motherfuckers talking smack on a guy
    G                F
but I'm deserving every word they could begin to apply
       G
at least they know now

Chorus:
F       C          G         C
that I really don't care what you think or what you say
F      C         G        C
Im a cancer I'm malignant,yeah you oughta stay away
F         C       G         C
my hearts fucking empty and I'm trying to fill it up
     F    C       G    C
but it's not big enough for the both of us
    F    C       G    C
no it's not big enough for the both of us

C C/2 C G G(fret lower) G

Verse 2:

     C
I want to less than the best
C
but the best I can do
C
is do the worst things first
N.C
and leave the rest up to you
F
I'm realistic
F      C
everyones a critic
     G               C
if I keep beating myself up I'll keep on winning the fight
      G
and get my ass kicked
N.C
Im poisonous, not toxic

  C
Ill admit that I'm wrong
C
but just to be right
C
and if it fits in the song
N.C
I'll rhyme that with contrived
        F
don't meet your idols
F           C
hey fuck you, I'm your idol
     G               C
the only label that I'll sign is in the dsm-5
     G           C
cause my flaws are sorta on the pathological side
       G         C
don't call me eccentric, call me mentally sick
       G*
cause I ain't sold enough tickets yet to be rich
N.C
and that's the only difference

Chorus:
F       C          G         C
that I really don't care what you think or what you say
F      C         G        C
Im a cancer I'm malignant,yeah you oughta stay away
F         C       G         C
my hearts fucking empty and I'm trying to fill it up
     F    C       G    C
but it's not big enough for the both of us
    F    C       G    C
no it's not big enough for the both of us

C C/2 C G G(fret lower) G

ending:
G
all identities are equally inlavid x4
C             G       C
If looks could kill I'd be staring in the mirror
C             G       C
If looks could kill I'd be staring in the mirror
C             G       C
If looks could kill I'd be staring in the mirror
C          G   N.C
God I wish that they could, cause man, I'm looking good

Chorus:
F       C          G         C
yeah I really don't care what you think or what you say
F      C         G        C
Im a cancer I'm malignant,yeah you oughta stay away
F         C       G         C
my hearts fucking empty and I'm trying to fill it up
     F    C       G    C
but it's not big enough for the both of us
    F    C       G    C*
no it's not big enough for the both of us


for "all identities are equally invalid" I couldnt make out much but heres somehing that works:
A|4-3-2-1-|
E|5-4-3-2-|
C|4-3-2-1-|
G|0-0-0-0-|