Another Song About How Bad I Am At Life chords by Will Wood And The Tapeworms

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Intro:
C majorC C FF C majorC
G+G FF C majorC D MajorD


Verse 1:
  C majorC
My parents paid for college and I wonder why
  C majorC
To have me be a comic flipping burgers on the side
  G+G
You can't have an apartment making 8.75
  C majorC
Let alone car insurance after two DWIs
 FF               G+G
I don't think I can write enough songs to stay alive
    C majorC  N.C.
I would turn to prostitution, but I don't think I'd get by

  E MajorE                       C majorC
My brain's so fried I don't think I could pass a drug test
     E MajorE                         C majorC
And if my daddy weren't a lawyer, I'd probably be in jail by now (it also helps to be white)
FF            G+G          C majorC   G+G
Throw your hands in the air on my emotional roller coaster
FF     N.C.
Everybody do the mood swing

Chorus:
   FF        G+G  C majorC
I'll never amount to  anything
           D MajorD
I'll never amount to anything
           FF
I'll never amount to anything
           G+G
I’ll never amount to nothin'


Verse 2:
  C majorC
My therapist said focus on the now and here
   C majorC
So I savor all the flavor when I pound a beer
   G+G
I get heart palpitations and panic attacks
   C majorC
But I don't think I could trust myself around Xanax
  FF            G+G
My therapist said I should take my meds
  C majorC   N.C.
But that's exactly what the government wants me to do

 E MajorE                   C majorC
I switch banks every time I overdraw my checking account
     E MajorE                    C majorC
I'm at a point where 100 dollars could change my life (if I didn't spend it on cigarettes)
    FF          G+G     C majorC     G+G
You'll drag bodies from my emotional wreckage, baby
FF N.C.
 What's the point of trying?

Chorus:
   FF        G+G  C majorC
I'll never amount to  anything
           D MajorD
I'll never amount to anything
           FF
I'll never amount to anything
           G+G
I’ll never amount to nothin'


Piano solo:
C majorC C A minorAm Am
G+G FF C majorC D MajorD
C majorC C A minorAm Am
G+G FF C majorC D MajorD

C7C7
E7E7 C majorC E7E7 C majorC
E7E7 C majorC FF G+G


Verse 3:
  C majorC      N.C.
In first grade they tell you you could be the president
  C majorC      N.C.
But I can't even get people to follow me on Twitter
 G+G
I drink and I smoke, and I never use a rubber
  C majorC
And also I play the lottery
G+G           FF
Raised in suburbia to die in the streets
    C majorC    N.C.
But my parents still say that they're proud of me

     E MajorE               C majorC
I'll be a sewer of emotionally-draining shit
     E MajorE                  C majorC
And it'll take more than a manhole to shut me up (haha, manhole)
FF        G+G            C majorC    G+G
You'll lose your luggage at my emotional baggage claim
FF        G+G            C majorC    G+G
You'll lose your luggage at my emotional baggage claim
FF N.C.
 Poster boy of eugenics


Chorus:
   FF        G+G  C majorC
I'll never amount to  anything
           D MajorD
I'll never amount to anything
           FF
I'll never amount to anything
           G+G
I’ll never amount to nothin'


C majorC
Anything
           D MajorD
I'll never amount to anything
           FF
I'll never amount to anything
           G+G
I’ll never amount to nothin'

C majorC