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Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) Pick all strings together, don't strum. Play for intro, repeat first part until "MSN messenger" then play the last part once. A|--3----3-------2-----3---|--1-------0-----| E|--3----1-------3-----3---|--3-------3-----| C|--0----0-------2-----2---|--2-------2-----| G|--0----0-------0-----0---|--0-------2-----| Intro: N.C. Hello, no one is available to take your call Please leave a message after the tone (beep) You're a fucking bitch Sarah, I swear to God I'm gonna find you, and (beep) Hey Sarah, I just wanted to say sorry for my last message
I'm just a little angry at the moment, 'cause it's Y'know, I'm such a nice guy and seem to only date scumbags I just wanted to make sure there's no hard feelings between us Please, please can you unblock me on MSN Messenger? (beep) Verse 1: C Bm M’lady Am7 Fadd9 Can you hear me? C Bm Am7 Fadd9 Please don’t block my number again C Bm Look, I jumped through all your hoops Am7 Fadd9 We got off on the wrong foot C Bm Am7 Fadd9 But I want to prove to you C Bm Am7 Fadd9 That I’m not obsessed with sex C Bm Am7 Fadd9 Verse 2: C Bm Am7 Left on seen Fadd9 C Bm Am7 Fadd9 Another visit to your Facebook gallery C Bm Bm Fadd9 This time not to masturbate C Bm Am7 Fadd9 But instead to appreciate C Bm Am7 Fadd9 Something no man could do as well as I can C Bm Am7 Fadd9 Something that shouldn’t be for free C Bm Am7 Fadd9 'Cause I’m the only guy for you C Bm Am7 Fadd9 And you’re the only girl for me Chorus: Fmadd9 So why won’t you A#6 Show me your tits? C Bm Am7 Fadd9 Verse 3: C Bm That restraining order Am7 Fadd9 Was a bit far C Bm Am7 Fadd9 All I did was attach a tracker onto your car C Bm It’s not a felony Am7 Fadd9 It’s not even a crime C Bm I just wanted to make sure (The next two chords are 1 strum) Am7 Fadd9 You weren't seeing any black guys Verse 4: C Bm Who am I kidding? Bm Fadd9 A girl as pure as you C Bm Am7 Fadd9 Would never go for a man like me C Bm Am7 Fadd9 Because you are what reality is made of C Bm Am7 Even the part that’s gritty Chorus: Fmadd9 So why won’t you A#6 Show me your tits? N.C. Consensually C Bm Am7 Fadd9 (I’m a gentleman what can I say? C Bm Am7 Fadd9 I'm also really mentally stable) Verse 5: C Bm I’m gonna kill myself Am7 Fadd9 If you don’t go out with me C Bm I mean, it’s a stretch Am7 Fadd9 But blood is my dichotomy C Bm I mean, come on Am7 Fadd9 I wrote you a fucking song C Bm Am7 Fadd9 I wouldn’t have done that if you weren’t an attractive womon C Bm (Not… not that you’re just a woman to me. Am7 Fadd9 I mean I'm a really sensitive guy. C Bm Am7 Fadd9 I can... I can see below the skin) Chorus: Fmadd9 So why won’t you A#6 Show me your tits? Outro: A|--3----3-------2-----3---|--1-------0-----| E|--3----1-------3-----3---|--3-------3-----| C|--0----0-------2-----2---|--2-------2-----| G|--0----0-------0-----0---|--0-------2-----| C Bm Am7 Fadd9 C Bm Am7 Fadd9 C Bm Am7 Fadd9 This isn’t where it ends C Bm We all make our mistakes Am7 Fadd9 And the world will keep on turning C Bm But it turns a lot slower Am7 Fmadd9 A#6 When you’re not around N.C. I’ll settle for a picture of your feet
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