The Nice Guy Ballad Ukulele chords by Wilbur Soot

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Pick all strings together, don't strum. Play for intro, repeat first part until "MSN messenger"
then play the last part once.

A|--3----3-------2-----3---|--1-------0-----|
E|--3----1-------3-----3---|--3-------3-----|
C|--0----0-------2-----2---|--2-------2-----|
G|--0----0-------0-----0---|--0-------2-----|


Intro:
 N.C.
Hello, no one is available to take your call

Please leave a message after the tone (beep)

You're a fucking bitch Sarah, I swear to God

I'm gonna find you, and (beep)

Hey Sarah, I just wanted to say sorry for my last message

I'm just a little angry at the moment, 'cause it's

Y'know, I'm such a nice guy and seem to only date scumbags

I just wanted to make sure there's no hard feelings between us

Please, please can you unblock me on MSN Messenger? (beep)


Verse 1:
 C     Bm
M’lady
       Am7       Fadd9
Can you hear me?
C                  Bm           Am7      Fadd9
Please don’t block my number again
       C                         Bm
Look, I jumped through all your hoops
Am7                      Fadd9
We got off on the wrong foot
C            Bm      Am7    Fadd9
But I want to prove to you
        C                   Bm    Am7    Fadd9
That I’m not obsessed with sex

C    Bm    Am7    Fadd9


Verse 2:
C        Bm    Am7
Left on seen
       Fadd9           C        Bm   Am7    Fadd9
Another visit to your Facebook gallery
C        Bm            Bm    Fadd9
This time not to masturbate
        C     Bm        Am7    Fadd9
But instead to appreciate
C         Bm        Am7             Fadd9
Something no man could do as well as I can
C              Bm             Am7    Fadd9
Something that shouldn’t be for free

        C      Bm  Am7     Fadd9
'Cause I’m the only guy for you
     C              Bm       Am7    Fadd9
And you’re the only girl for me


Chorus:
   Fmadd9
So why won’t you
A#6
   Show me your tits?

C    Bm    Am7    Fadd9


Verse 3:
       C              Bm
That restraining order
     Am7    Fadd9
Was a bit far
C             Bm      Am7          Fadd9
All I did was attach a tracker onto your car
     C         Bm
It’s not a felony
      Am7         Fadd9
It’s not even a crime
       C              Bm
I just wanted to make sure
(The next two chords are 1 strum)
            Am7         Fadd9
You weren't seeing any black guys


Verse 4:
C         Bm
  Who am I kidding?
 Bm             Fadd9
A girl as pure as you
  C             Bm      Am7     Fadd9
Would never go for a man like me

        C       Bm    Am7     Fadd9
Because you are what reality is made of
C       Bm                 Am7
Even the part that’s gritty


Chorus:
   Fmadd9
So why won’t you
A#6
   Show me your tits?
N.C.
Consensually
C    Bm                      Am7      Fadd9
      (I’m a gentleman what can I say?
C           Bm                Am7    Fadd9
  I'm also really mentally stable)


Verse 5:
     C          Bm
I’m gonna kill myself
   Am7          Fadd9
If you don’t go out with me
 C            Bm
I mean, it’s a stretch
   Am7            Fadd9
But blood is my dichotomy
 C           Bm
I mean, come on
  Am7               Fadd9
I wrote you a fucking song

  C                       Bm               Am7        Fadd9
I wouldn’t have done that if you weren’t an attractive womon
C     Bm
(Not… not that you’re just a woman to me.
 Am7              Fadd9
I mean I'm a really sensitive guy.
 C            Bm                 Am7    Fadd9
I can... I can see below the skin)


Chorus:
  Fmadd9
So why won’t you
A#6
   Show me your tits?


Outro:
A|--3----3-------2-----3---|--1-------0-----|
E|--3----1-------3-----3---|--3-------3-----|
C|--0----0-------2-----2---|--2-------2-----|
G|--0----0-------0-----0---|--0-------2-----|

C    Bm    Am7    Fadd9

C    Bm    Am7    Fadd9
     C            Bm    Am7    Fadd9
This isn’t where it ends
   C          Bm
We all make our mistakes
        Am7             Fadd9
And the world will keep on turning
       C           Bm
But it turns a lot slower
        Am7      Fmadd9  A#6
When you’re not around
N.C.
I’ll settle for a picture of your feet