I'm In Love With An E-girl Ukulele chords by Wilbur Soot

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Intro:
G G Bm C x2
G G Bm Em C x2
G G Bm C x2


Verse 1:

G         G
Well, it's 2:45pm
B           C
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
G        G
Can of Red Bull by the bed
B7        C
Vape is charged, Snapchat's read
G        Bm C
What's popping?
G        Bm C
What's popping?

Verse 2:

G       G
She's beauty, she's grace
B                C      G
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face
G       G
Just a single message more
Bm           C    A
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord


Pre-Chorus:

A       C
I wanna be the guy
     B       A
That you fall asleep on call with
       C
I'll make you forget
   B       A
Every guy that came before me
       C
'Cause I like you
G      B
And you like my attention
         C
Let's skip to the good bit
                D
Let's consummate our internet connection

Chorus:

G
I'm in love with an
G
I'm in love with an
Bm
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl (mmm-mmm-mmm)
G
I'm in love with an
G
I'm in love with an
Bm
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl (mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)


Verse 3:

G
Mom took away my PS4
Bm               C
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
G
I'm not aggressive
           Bm
I just ooze masculine passion
G
Did you know I've also got depression?
B          C
I'm self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
G                 B    C A
I thought you could be the one to fix me


Pre-Chorus:

A       C
I wanna be the girl
     B       A
That you fall asleep on call with
      C
Meanwhile, I'll
   B        A
Find other people to talk with
      C
'Cause you like me
B         A7
And I think you're a maniac
         C
Let's skip to the good bit
     B             N.C.
Let's completely block all contact


Chorus:
G
I'm in love with an
G
I'm in love with an
Bm
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl (mmm-mmm-mmm)
G
I'm in love with an
G
I'm in love with an
Bm
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl (mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)


Monologue:
G
Mom took away my PS4
Bm          C
I've said it so many times before
G               Bm     C
How can I live on if I keep on collecting
G
These every little slights and insurrections
Bm        C
Constant pain in every dimension
G
My body weeps
         Bm    C D*
Disbelief heads suspension

Outro:
        C*
I wanna be the guy
       B*      D*
That you find stalking your affections
         C*
Your social media scoured
     B*     D*
You seek police interventions
       C*
'Cause I base my
 B*         D*
Ideals on obsessive media
N.C.
Maybe if I act like them
N.C.
You'll respond to my DMs

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* = one strum
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