I'm In Love With An E-girl Ukulele chords by Wilbur Soot

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Intro:
G G Bm C x2
G G Bm Em C x2
G G Bm C x2


Verse 1:

G                 G
Well, it's 2:45pm
B                     C
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
G               G
Can of Red Bull by the bed
B7               C
Vape is charged, Snapchat's read
G               Bm C
What's popping?
G               Bm C
What's popping?

Verse 2:

G             G
She's beauty, she's grace
B                               C            G
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face
G             G
Just a single message more
Bm                      C        A
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord


Pre-Chorus:

A              C
I wanna be the guy
         B              A
That you fall asleep on call with
              C
I'll make you forget
      B             A
Every guy that came before me
              C
'Cause I like you
G            B
And you like my attention
                  C
Let's skip to the good bit
                                D
Let's consummate our internet connection

Chorus:

G
I'm in love with an
G
I'm in love with an
Bm
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl (mmm-mmm-mmm)
G
I'm in love with an
G
I'm in love with an
Bm
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl (mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)


Verse 3:

G
Mom took away my PS4
Bm                             C
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
G
I'm not aggressive
                      Bm
I just ooze masculine passion
G
Did you know I've also got depression?
B                   C
I'm self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
G                                 B        C A
I thought you could be the one to fix me


Pre-Chorus:

A              C
I wanna be the girl
         B              A
That you fall asleep on call with
           C
Meanwhile, I'll
     B               A
Find other people to talk with
           C
'Cause you like me
B                  A7
And I think you're a maniac
                  C
Let's skip to the good bit
         B                         N.C.
Let's completely block all contact


Chorus:
G
I'm in love with an
G
I'm in love with an
Bm
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl (mmm-mmm-mmm)
G
I'm in love with an
G
I'm in love with an
Bm
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl (mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)


Monologue:
G
Mom took away my PS4
Bm                   C
I've said it so many times before
G                              Bm          C
How can I live on if I keep on collecting
G
These every little slights and insurrections
Bm               C
Constant pain in every dimension
G
My body weeps
                  Bm        C D*
Disbelief heads suspension

Outro:
               C*
I wanna be the guy
              B*            D*
That you find stalking your affections
                  C*
Your social media scoured
         B*          D*
You seek police interventions
              C*
'Cause I base my
 B*                 D*
Ideals on obsessive media
N.C.
Maybe if I act like them
N.C.
You'll respond to my DMs

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* = one strum
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