Your New Boyfriend Ukulele chords by Wilbur Soot

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

* = one strum


Intro:
G B Em C


Verse 1:
G
Life isn’t quite what I thought I be
B
When I was a kid on V.O.I.P
    Em
I thought when I get older,
      C           Cm
I’d marry her, I told her.
G

Now I’m 26 and I work in an office
B
9 till 5’s not the best I’ll be honest.
Em
If I could change a single thing,
C          Cm
I’d make it me and not him.


Chorus:
     C*
But he’s in your bed,
Cm*                   G
I’m in your Twitch chat.
C*
I’ve got the key
Cm*                   G
and he’s just a doormat.
     C                   Cm
And even though he’s got social skills
      G
that doesn’t mean I can’t pay the bills.
C               Cm
Anyway make the most of him,
G                          Bm           C  Cm
‘cause she moves on pretty bloody quick (ooh)
Am*                      Am*
Your new boyfriend’s an arsehole

G B Em C Cm


Verse 2:
G                      N.C
Yeah, I’ve met Jared (of course I’ve met Jared)
B
The one who took you away from me.
Em
You hit it off instantly,
C                             Cm
I know cause you won’t stop telling me.
G
I’ve seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
B
Pushed against his fashion sense.
Em
I thought about what he looks like nude...
C             Cm
I’m not gay though.


Pre-Chorus:
G
She’s livin’ the dream
              B
(livin’ the dream, livin’ the dream)
       Em
Yeah, she’s livin’ the dream,
      C                 Cm
from back when we were seventeen.
G
She’s livin’ the dream
              B
(livin’ the dream, livin’ the dream)
       Em
Yeah, she’s livin’ the dream,
      C                 Cm
from back when we were seventeen.


Bridge:
G
How on earth could I be saved?
      N.C.
When I’m one click away from insane.
Em
I just think that I deserve
    C            Cm
A little bit of what I earned.
G
I’m not gonna make another scene,
     B
the one I made when I was twenty-three,
          Em                         C  Cm
means I’m not allowed in Disney World...

C


Chorus:
     C*
But he’s in your bed
     Cm*                  G
and I’m in your Twitch chat.
C*
I’ve got the key
     Cm*              G
and he’s just a doormat.
C                        Cm
And even though he’s got social skills
     G
that doesn’t mean I can’t pay the bills
C                Cm
Anyway make the most of him,
       G                   Bm           C  Cm
‘cause she moves on pretty bloody quick (ooh)
Am*                      Am*
Your new boyfriend’s an arsehole


Instrumental:
G B Em C Cm


Last Verse:
   G                   B
I think about you everyday
    C                      Cm
so how on earth could I be saved?
    G                       B
I think about him a lot as well...
 C                         Cm
maybe if he wasn’t fine as hell.
              G                  B
‘Cause you’re beauty, and you’re grace
       C                         Cm
your telephone calls are my favourite place.
      G              B
And I, want you to notice me...
C                   Cm
with no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
G              B
I want you to care.
C                   Cm
I want to smell your hair.


G B Em C Cm