Chords with lyrics
Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)
* = one strum
Intro:
G B Em C
Verse 1:
G
Life isn’t quite what I thought I be
B
When I was a kid on V.O.I.P
Em
I thought when I get older,
C Cm
I’d marry her, I told her.
G
Now I’m 26 and I work in an office
B
9 till 5’s not the best I’ll be honest.
Em
If I could change a single thing,
C Cm
I’d make it me and not him.
Chorus:
C*
But he’s in your bed,
Cm* G
I’m in your Twitch chat.
C*
I’ve got the key
Cm* G
and he’s just a doormat.
C Cm
And even though he’s got social skills
G
that doesn’t mean I can’t pay the bills.
C Cm
Anyway make the most of him,
G Bm C Cm
‘cause she moves on pretty bloody quick (ooh)
Am* Am*
Your new boyfriend’s an arsehole
G B Em C Cm
Verse 2:
G N.C
Yeah, I’ve met Jared (of course I’ve met Jared)
B
The one who took you away from me.
Em
You hit it off instantly,
C Cm
I know cause you won’t stop telling me.
G
I’ve seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
B
Pushed against his fashion sense.
Em
I thought about what he looks like nude...
C Cm
I’m not gay though.
Pre-Chorus:
G
She’s livin’ the dream
B
(livin’ the dream, livin’ the dream)
Em
Yeah, she’s livin’ the dream,
C Cm
from back when we were seventeen.
G
She’s livin’ the dream
B
(livin’ the dream, livin’ the dream)
Em
Yeah, she’s livin’ the dream,
C Cm
from back when we were seventeen.
Bridge:
G
How on earth could I be saved?
N.C.
When I’m one click away from insane.
Em
I just think that I deserve
C Cm
A little bit of what I earned.
G
I’m not gonna make another scene,
B
the one I made when I was twenty-three,
Em C Cm
means I’m not allowed in Disney World...
C
Chorus:
C*
But he’s in your bed
Cm* G
and I’m in your Twitch chat.
C*
I’ve got the key
Cm* G
and he’s just a doormat.
C Cm
And even though he’s got social skills
G
that doesn’t mean I can’t pay the bills
C Cm
Anyway make the most of him,
G Bm C Cm
‘cause she moves on pretty bloody quick (ooh)
Am* Am*
Your new boyfriend’s an arsehole
Instrumental:
G B Em C Cm
Last Verse:
G B
I think about you everyday
C Cm
so how on earth could I be saved?
G B
I think about him a lot as well...
C Cm
maybe if he wasn’t fine as hell.
G B
‘Cause you’re beauty, and you’re grace
C Cm
your telephone calls are my favourite place.
G B
And I, want you to notice me...
C Cm
with no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
G B
I want you to care.
C Cm
I want to smell your hair.
G B Em C Cm
