Chords with lyrics
Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)
Pick all strings together, don't strum. Play for intro, repeat first part until "MSN messenger"
then play the last part once.
A|--3----3-------2-----3---|--1-------0-----|
E|--3----1-------3-----3---|--3-------3-----|
C|--0----0-------2-----2---|--2-------2-----|
G|--0----0-------0-----0---|--0-------2-----|
Intro:
N.C.
Hello, no one is available to take your call
Please leave a message after the tone (beep)
You're a fucking bitch Sarah, I swear to God
I'm gonna find you, and (beep)
Hey Sarah, I just wanted to say sorry for my last message
I'm just a little angry at the moment, 'cause it's
Y'know, I'm such a nice guy and seem to only date scumbags
I just wanted to make sure there's no hard feelings between us
Please, please can you unblock me on MSN Messenger? (beep)
Verse 1:
C Bm
M’lady
Am7 Fadd9
Can you hear me?
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
Please don’t block my number again
C Bm
Look, I jumped through all your hoops
Am7 Fadd9
We got off on the wrong foot
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
But I want to prove to you
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
That I’m not obsessed with sex
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
Verse 2:
C Bm Am7
Left on seen
Fadd9 C Bm Am7 Fadd9
Another visit to your Facebook gallery
C Bm Bm Fadd9
This time not to masturbate
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
But instead to appreciate
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
Something no man could do as well as I can
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
Something that shouldn’t be for free
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
'Cause I’m the only guy for you
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
And you’re the only girl for me
Chorus:
Fmadd9
So why won’t you
A#6
Show me your tits?
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
Verse 3:
C Bm
That restraining order
Am7 Fadd9
Was a bit far
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
All I did was attach a tracker onto your car
C Bm
It’s not a felony
Am7 Fadd9
It’s not even a crime
C Bm
I just wanted to make sure
(The next two chords are 1 strum)
Am7 Fadd9
You weren't seeing any black guys
Verse 4:
C Bm
Who am I kidding?
Bm Fadd9
A girl as pure as you
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
Would never go for a man like me
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
Because you are what reality is made of
C Bm Am7
Even the part that’s gritty
Chorus:
Fmadd9
So why won’t you
A#6
Show me your tits?
N.C.
Consensually
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
(I’m a gentleman what can I say?
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
I'm also really mentally stable)
Verse 5:
C Bm
I’m gonna kill myself
Am7 Fadd9
If you don’t go out with me
C Bm
I mean, it’s a stretch
Am7 Fadd9
But blood is my dichotomy
C Bm
I mean, come on
Am7 Fadd9
I wrote you a fucking song
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
I wouldn’t have done that if you weren’t an attractive womon
C Bm
(Not… not that you’re just a woman to me.
Am7 Fadd9
I mean I'm a really sensitive guy.
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
I can... I can see below the skin)
Chorus:
Fmadd9
So why won’t you
A#6
Show me your tits?
Outro:
A|--3----3-------2-----3---|--1-------0-----|
E|--3----1-------3-----3---|--3-------3-----|
C|--0----0-------2-----2---|--2-------2-----|
G|--0----0-------0-----0---|--0-------2-----|
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
C Bm Am7 Fadd9
This isn’t where it ends
C Bm
We all make our mistakes
Am7 Fadd9
And the world will keep on turning
C Bm
But it turns a lot slower
Am7 Fmadd9 A#6
When you’re not around
N.C.
I’ll settle for a picture of your feet
