The Internet Has Ruined Me chords by Wilbur Soot

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Intro:

F# minorF#m E MajorE D MajorD A augmentedA
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD B minorBm X3

Verse 1:

D MajorD
My keyboard's like my heart
A augmentedA
It shines in RGB and it's full of blood
A augmentedA
I don't know what is wrong with me
A augmentedA
But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely (horny)
D MajorD
I have trouble speaking to women
A augmentedA
Unless they're 2D or high definition
D MajorD
Spend all my time on social media
A augmentedA      B minorBm
This is the state that I'm in

Instrumental:

D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA

Verse 2:

D MajorD
My Twitter feed's like my brain
A augmentedA
'Cause I have it on dark mode
D MajorD
Memorise everything she says
A augmentedA
So I can use it to guess her passcode
D MajorD
She's beauty, she's grace
A augmentedA
She has a profile picture of her
D MajorD
gorgeous face
A augmentedA
To try and get more sponsor
B minorBm              A augmentedA
To try and get more sponsors

Chorus:
B minorBm A augmentedA       D MajorD
But why don't you care?
B minorBm            A augmentedA
I have spent the past ten years of my life
D MajorD
Making you prepared
B minorBm             A augmentedA
You're political enough but not contrary
D MajorD
Sexual enough but not enough to scare me
B minorBm    A augmentedA           D MajorD
Give me a reason not to be on my knees
E MajorE
The internet has ruined me

Instrumental:

F# minorF#m E MajorE D MajorD A augmentedA
A majorA D MajorD B minorBm D MajorD


Verse 3:
D MajorD
Look, I know I must sound insane
A augmentedA
But that's part of the package
D MajorD
If she can't handle me at my worst
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She don't deserve my mental baggage
D MajorD
I know you want six foot four
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But one foot more and I'd almost be tall enough
D MajorD
To reach the high shelf, be your incel
A augmentedA
I think I might be a threat to myself
B minorBm     D MajorD    A augmentedA
A majorA threat to myself
A augmentedA      D MajorD    A augmentedA  B minorBm
A augmentedA threat To myself

A augmentedA B minorBm

Chorus:

B minorBm A augmentedA      D MajorD
But why does she run?
B minorBm              A augmentedA         D MajorD
When I'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income
B minorBm        A augmentedA
It feels like my ideas of affection
D MajorD
Are based around artificial perfection
B minorBm   A augmentedA    D MajorD
I just want to appease
E MajorE            B minorBm
The internet has ruined me

Instrumental:

B minorBm E MajorE D MajorD A augmentedA
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD B minorBm
F# minorF#m E MajorE D MajorD A augmentedA
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD B minorBm

Outro:
D MajorD             A augmentedA
We used to sleep on call together
A augmentedA            D MajorD
We used to sleep on call together
D MajorD            A augmentedA
We used to sleep on call together
A augmentedA            D MajorD
We used to sleep on call together
D MajorD            A augmentedA
We used to sleep on call together
A augmentedA            D MajorD
We used to sleep on call together
D MajorD            A augmentedA
We used to sleep on call together
A augmentedA     BB
We used to sleep