Maybe I Was Boring chords by Wilbur Soot

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

(*= one strum)


Intro:
Bb Eb Gm
Bb Eb Gm*


Verse 1:
Bb   Eb             Gm
  He never had cool stories
   Eb                      Bb
He doesn’t make your heart beat
    Eb               Gm
You used to love his mystery
    Eb                  Bb
But now he’s just exhausting
 Eb         Gm         Eb
Another day spent just laying in his room
Bb         Eb     Gm         Eb*
 Stench of incense, and some undelivered food

Refrain:
Bb Eb Gm Eb
Bb Eb Gm Eb
Hmm-mmm


Chorus:
Bb  Eb  Gm                Eb                Bb
And she thought, “what if he thinks I’m the one?
             Eb             Gm       Eb            Bb           Eb      Gm    Eb
Then I’ll be forced to rot away with him and his obsessions for trivial things
         Bb*       Bb*     Eb*         Eb* Gm          Eb*
Like the amount of fucking love hearts I finish a text message with.”

Bb Eb Gm
Bb Eb Gm


Verse 2:
Bb    Eb                Gm        Eb                Bb
  And when you hold his hands, it doesn’t feel like flying
    Eb                Gm              Eb*              Bb
And when you take his breath away, he might as well be dying
    Eb              Gm              Eb             Bb
And you’re dying to breathe, you’re trapped in his cage
Eb                Gm  Eb* Eb*
 And it’s shrinking


Chorus 2:
Bb  Eb  Gm                Eb            Bb
And she thought, “what if he just never leaves?
           Eb              Gm              Eb              Bb
What if he doesn’t get the message, and he doesn’t hear my pleas?”
   Eb               Gm        Eb
So she just started screaming,


Outro:
Bb* Bb*      Eb* Eb*     Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb*           Bb* Bb*      Eb* Eb*     Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb*
“Why   can’t he     just bore    me     to death?” (why   can’t he     just bore    me     to death?)
Bb* Bb*      Eb* Eb*     Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb*           Bb* Bb*      Eb* Eb*     Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb*
“Why   can’t he     just bore    me     to death?” (why   can’t he     just bore    me     to death?)
Bb* Bb*      Eb* Eb*     Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb*           Bb* Bb*      Eb* Eb*     Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb*
“Why   can’t he     just bore    me     to death?” (why   can’t he     just bore    me     to death?)
Bb* Bb*      Eb* Eb*     Gm* Gm* Eb* Eb*
“Why   can’t he     just bore    me     to death?”