Internet Ruined Me chords by Wilbur Soot

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Chords:
F#m: x-9-11-11-10-9
E: x79997
D: x57775
A: 577655

Intro:
F# minorF#m E MajorE D MajorD A augmentedA x6

Verse 1:
  F# minorF#m        E MajorE
My keyboard's like my heart
  D MajorD           A augmentedA
It shines in RGB and it's full of blood
 F# minorF#m        E MajorE
I don't know what is wrong with me
  D MajorD             A augmentedA
But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely (horny)
F# minorF#m            E MajorE
I have trouble speaking to women
D MajorD         A augmentedA
Unless they're 2D or high definition
F# minorF#m         E MajorE
Spend all my time on social media
D MajorD         A augmentedA
This is the state that I'm in

F# minorF#m E MajorE D MajorD A augmentedA x2

Verse 2:
  F# minorF#m          E MajorE
My Twitter feed's like my brain
 D MajorD            A augmentedA
'Cause I have it on dark mode
   F# minorF#m         E MajorE
Memorise everything she says
  D MajorD             A augmentedA
So I can use it to guess her passcode
F# minorF#m      E MajorE
She's beauty, she's grace
D MajorD                A augmentedA
She has a profile picture of her gorgeous face
  F# minorF#m       E MajorE
To try and get more sponsors
  D MajorD        A augmentedA    F# minorF#m
To try and get more sponsors

Chorus:
  E MajorE       D MajorD   A augmentedA
But why don't you care?
  F# minorF#m         E MajorE
I have spent the past ten years of my life
D MajorD       A augmentedA
Making you prepared
    F# minorF#m         E MajorE
You're political enough but not contrary
 D MajorD           A augmentedA         F# minorF#m
Sexual enough but not enough to scare me
   E MajorE            D MajorD
Give me a reason not to be on my knees
A augmentedA
The internet has ruined me

F# minorF#m E MajorE D MajorD A augmentedA x2


Verse 3:
   F# minorF#m          E MajorE
Look, I know I must sound insane
   D MajorD         A augmentedA
But that's part of the package
  F# minorF#m            E MajorE
If she can't handle me at my worst
      D MajorD         A augmentedA
She don't deserve my mental baggage
  F# minorF#m          E MajorE
I know you want six foot four
       D MajorD           A augmentedA
But one foot more and I'd almost be tall enough
       F# minorF#m          E MajorE
To reach the high shelf, be your incel
        D MajorD        A augmentedA  F# minorF#m E MajorE D MajorD
I think I might be a threat to myself
      A augmentedA    F# minorF#m
A augmentedA threat to myself

F# minorF#m E MajorE D MajorD A augmentedA F# minorF#m


Chorus:
   E MajorE      D MajorD  A augmentedA
But why does she run?
     F# minorF#m         E MajorE          D MajorD     A augmentedA
When I'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income
  F# minorF#m      E MajorE
It feels like my ideas of affection
D MajorD        A augmentedA           F# minorF#m
Are based around artificial perfection
  E MajorE       D MajorD
I just want to appease
A augmentedA
The internet has ruined me

F# minorF#m E MajorE D MajorD A augmentedA x4

F# minorF#m


Outro:
  E MajorE        D MajorD
We used to sleep on call together
  A augmentedA        F# minorF#m
We used to sleep on call together
  E MajorE        D MajorD
We used to sleep on call together
  A augmentedA        F# minorF#m
We used to sleep on call together
  E MajorE        D MajorD
We used to sleep on call together
  A augmentedA        F# minorF#m
We used to sleep on call together
  E MajorE        D MajorD
We used to sleep on call together
  A augmentedA
We used to sleep

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