Chords with lyrics
Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)
Intro:
G G Bm C x2
G G Bm Em C x2
G G Bm C x2
Verse 1:
G G
Well, it's 2:45pm
B C
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
G G
Can of Red Bull by the bed
B7 C
Vape is charged, Snapchat's read
G Bm C
What's popping?
G Bm C
What's popping?
Verse 2:
G G
She's beauty, she's grace
B C G
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face
G G
Just a single message more
Bm C A
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord
Pre-Chorus:
A C
I wanna be the guy
B A
That you fall asleep on call with
C
I'll make you forget
B A
Every guy that came before me
C
'Cause I like you
G B
And you like my attention
C
Let's skip to the good bit
D
Let's consummate our internet connection
Chorus:
G
I'm in love with an
G
I'm in love with an
Bm
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl (mmm-mmm-mmm)
G
I'm in love with an
G
I'm in love with an
Bm
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl (mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)
Verse 3:
G
Mom took away my PS4
Bm C
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
G
I'm not aggressive
Bm
I just ooze masculine passion
G
Did you know I've also got depression?
B C
I'm self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
G B C A
I thought you could be the one to fix me
Pre-Chorus:
A C
I wanna be the girl
B A
That you fall asleep on call with
C
Meanwhile, I'll
B A
Find other people to talk with
C
'Cause you like me
B A7
And I think you're a maniac
C
Let's skip to the good bit
B N.C.
Let's completely block all contact
Chorus:
G
I'm in love with an
G
I'm in love with an
Bm
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl (mmm-mmm-mmm)
G
I'm in love with an
G
I'm in love with an
Bm
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl (mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)
Monologue:
G
Mom took away my PS4
Bm C
I've said it so many times before
G Bm C
How can I live on if I keep on collecting
G
These every little slights and insurrections
Bm C
Constant pain in every dimension
G
My body weeps
Bm C D*
Disbelief heads suspension
Outro:
C*
I wanna be the guy
B* D*
That you find stalking your affections
C*
Your social media scoured
B* D*
You seek police interventions
C*
'Cause I base my
B* D*
Ideals on obsessive media
N.C.
Maybe if I act like them
N.C.
You'll respond to my DMs
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* = one strum
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