I'm In Love With An E-girl chords by Wilbur Soot

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
      G
Well, it's 2:45pm
   B        C
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
G
Can of Red Bull by the bed
B        C
Vape is?charged,?Snapchat’s read

    G    B C
What's popping?
    G    B C
What's?popping?

   G
She’s beauty, she's grace
     B           C
She has a?profile picture of an anime girl's face
G
Just a single message more
     B       C       A
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord


Bridge:
        C
I wanna be the guy
     B        A
That you fall asleep on call with
         C
I'll make you forget
   B         A
Every guy that came before me
       C
'Cause I like you
  B        A
And you like my attention
         C
Let's skip to the good bit
                  D
Let's consummate our internet connection


Chorus:
G
I'm in love with an

I’m in love with an
B
I’m in love with an
C
With an e-girl
G
I'm in love with an

I’m in love with an
B
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl


Verse 2:
G
Mom took away my PS4
   B             C
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
  G
I'm not aggressive
               B C
I just ooze masculine passion

G
Did you know I've also got depression?
  B            C
I’m self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
G                  B  C A
I thought you could be the one to fix me


Bridge:
        C
I wanna be the girl
     B        A
That you fall asleep on call with
     C
Meanwhile I'll
   B        A
Find other people to talk with
        C
'Cause you like me
  B         A
And I think you're a maniac
         C
Let's skip to the good bit
                D
Let's completely block all contact


Chorus:
G
I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an
B
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl
G
I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an
B
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl


Verse 3:
G
Mom took away my PS4
   B         C
I've said it so many times before
    G               B C
How can I live on if I keep collecting
   G
These every little slights and insurrections
B        C
Constant pain in every dimension
  G
My body weeps
              B C A
Disbelief heads suspensions


Bridge:
        C
I wanna be the guy
       B        A
That you find stalking your affections
         C
Your social media scoured
     B      A
You seek police interventions
       C
Cause I base my
B      A
Ideals on obsessive media
N.C.
Maybe if I act like them

You'll respond to my DMs