Chords with lyrics
Intro:
C majorC A minorAm G+G FF x2
Verse 1:
C majorC A minorAm G+G FF
YouTube's got their heads so up their arse
C majorC A minorAm G+G FF
They wouldn't know their Logans from their Jakes
C majorC A minorAm G+G FF
And I don't think I even have to ask
C majorC A minorAm G+G FF
Just look at all the money they make
Verse 2:
C majorC A minorAm G+G FF
Push down your undesirables and lift up all the fakes
C majorC A minorAm G+G FF *
Make sure you're not liable when they all make mistakes
Pre-Chorus:
G+G A minorAm
So, fuck the rewind
FF C majorC C7C7
And fuck you Google too
G+G A minorAm
Your site was doing just fine
FF C majorC C7C7
Until along came you
Chorus:
G+G *
Now it's manufactured (Manufactured)
A minorAm *
Corporations (Corporations)
C majorC *
Superficial (Superficial)
D MajorD *
Abomination (They're all shit)
A minorAm G+G FF
So please don't ban me for this
A minorAm * G+G * C majorC
But your site brainwashes little kids
Verse 3:
C majorC A minorAm G+G FF
Biggest thing in years
T-Series v Pewdie
C majorC A minorAm G+G FF
The bid for your site's number one
C majorC A minorAm G+G FF
And even though it brought in great swaths of the community
C majorC * A minorAm * G+G FF
Stephen Colbert flossing was your number one
Verse 4:
C majorC A minorAm G+G FF
And Stefan Karl, the man behind the memes
C majorC A minorAm G+G FF
For several years he was the face of it too
C majorC * A minorAm * G+G * FF *
But not a fucking mention of his tragic passing
C majorC * FF
Instead, let's have a vine star or two
Instrumental:
C majorC A minorAm G+G FF
Verse 4:
C majorC * A minorAm * G+G * FF *
Sure, you can skip out Pewdiepie
C majorC * A minorAm * G+G * FF *
And maybe don't include Ugandan Knuckles
C majorC * A minorAm * G+G * FF *
But when a great man like TotalBiscuit has to die
C majorC * A minorAm G+G
Ignoring that is just fucking disrespectful
Pre-Chorus:
G+G A minorAm
So, fuck the rewind
FF C majorC C7C7
And fuck you Google too
G+G A minorAm
Your site was doing just fine
FF C majorC C7C7
Until along came you
Chorus:
G+G *
Now it's manufactured (Manufactured)
A minorAm *
Corporations (Corporations)
C majorC *
Superficial (Superficial)
D MajorD *
Abomination (They're all shit)
A minorAm G+G FF
And please don't ban me for this
A minorAm G+G FF
But your site brainwashes little kids
Bridge: (Spoken)
C majorC * A minorAm * G+G * FF *
So how about I control the rewind?
C majorC * A minorAm * G+G * FF *
Let's take out all your advertising-friendly bullshit
C majorC * A minorAm *
And let's pretend your decades-old community
G+G * FF *
Is nothing to be ashamed of
C majorC * A minorAm *
And let's put forward creators
G+G * FF *
Who actually made an impact
C majorC *
And changed the world
A minorAm * G+G * FF ~
And made it a little less bleak
Pre-Chorus:
G+G A minorAm
So, fuck the rewind
FF C majorC C7C7
And fuck you Google too
G+G A minorAm
Your site was doing just fine
FF C majorC C7C7
Until along came you
Chorus:
G+G
Now it's manufactured
A minorAm
Corporation
C majorC
Superficial
D MajorD
Abomination
A minorAm G+G FF
So please don't ban me for this
A minorAm G+G FF
Actually, fuck it, just ban me for this
Outro:
A minorAm G+G FF
Oh yes, ban me for this
C majorC * A minorAm * G+G * C majorC *
But this once great system has gone to fucking shit
🏷Legend:
C majorC 8-10-10-9-8-8
C7C7 8-10-8-9-8-8
D MajorD 10-12-12-11-10-10
FF 133411
G+G 355433
A minorAm 577555
* strum once, immediately mute afterwards
~ strum once, then let it ring