Chords with lyrics
♫ Intro:
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Hey Wheeler, you're late again
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Good, this fuckin' job sucked a fuckin' dick anyway
♫ Verse 1:
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This nine to five can suck my cock
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I'd rather eat shit than punch that clock
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Monday through Friday is a hassle
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Everybody here is an asshole
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Today's the day I grow some balls
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Stop jackin' off in the bathroom stall
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Blowin' my load in the sink
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And tell 'em what I really think
♫ Chorus:
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Fuck this job, Fuck you boss
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Fuck your profit, and fuck your loss
D MajorD
Fuck you Linda at the front desk too
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Guy in the mailroom: Fuck you
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This whole company can slob my knob
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Fuck all y'all, fuck this job
♫ Verse 2:
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Without me here this place is screwed
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Y'all don't know half the shit I do
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You shoulda understood from the get go
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I oughta be runnin' this shithole
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PS. I pissed in the coffee pot
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Took a big dump in the parking lot
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Hid a dildo in the drawer
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Kiss my ass, I'm out the door
♫ Chorus:
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Fuck this job, Fuck you boss
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Fuck your profit, and fuck your loss
D MajorD
Fuck you Linda at the front desk too
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Guy in the mailroom: Fuck you
E MajorE
This whole company can slob my knob
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Fuck all y'all, fuck this job
♫ Bridge:
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I'm off to chase my dreams
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Crush more pussy than you've ever seen
E MajorE
I guess what I really mean is
♫ Chorus:
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Fuck this job, Fuck you boss
A augmentedA
Fuck your profit, and fuck your loss
D MajorD
Fuck you Linda at the front desk too
A augmentedA
Guy in the mailroom: Fuck you
E MajorE
This whole company can slob my knob
A augmentedA
Fuck all y'all, fuck this job
♫ Outro:
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Fuck all y'all
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Fuck this job