Texas Annie chords by The Wet Spots

Chords with lyrics

Texas Annie - The Wet Spots

Verse:
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Well, Texas Annie had a big fat fanny, and she drove a black sedan
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She had Ben Wa Balls in her overalls and a trunk full of contraband.
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And when the fog was thick, she'd pack her dicks, and sneak across the county line,
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'Cause in Texas, any tool for masturbation is a crime.


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Hard-livin' and promiscuous, she kinda liked the risk,
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She was a liquor-drinkin' dildo-runnin' rascal.
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With an electronic phallus for each housewife up in Dallas
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An' a probe for every asshole in El Paso.

Chorus:
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Cos you can't buy a dildo in Texas
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We don't touch ourselves down there round here, ya' hear?
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And it says so in the Bible that a vibe'll leave you liable
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For a prison term of twenty-seven years.

Verse:
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Well, she'd rent a room in a cheap saloon and start sellin' all her wares,
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She'd be drinkin' whisky and gettin' frisky, conductin' her affairs.
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And by the end of the night, she'd be good and tight, with a girl on either side,
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And she'd grab her saddle and a ping-pong paddle and she'd take them for a ride.


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Till the good ol' boys got their good ol' balls all tied up in a sling,
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And the governor said "I'll have her head, that butch is gonna swing,"
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The boys felt replaced and they felt disgraced and they chased her hard and long
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There's no debate in the Lone Star State about who should wear the dong.

Verse:
FF                C majorC
Cos you can't buy a dildo in Texas
G+G                            C majorC
We don't touch ourselves down there round here, ya' hear?
FF                  C majorC
And it says so in the Bible that a vibe'll leave you liable
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To be tried before a jury of your queers. I mean, peers.
A minorAm
Right, definitely peers.

Bridge:
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Annie in the bedroom picking out toys,
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Annie been caught by the governor's boys,
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Annie gonna get the electric chair,
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A augmentedA thousand volts in the derriere.

Spoken:
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Wooo-hooo! (laugh) Do it again, muthafucka, come on!

Verse:
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So they strapped her in and the governor grinned, "I guess you've had your fun,
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Shoulda made your money as a playboy bunny or by selling people guns.
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So goodnight Texas Annie - I hope you burn in hell,"
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She said "I'll see you there, you sonofabitch, and I'll see your wife as well!"


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So he flipped the switch, she began to twitch and vibrate all around,
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Smoke filled the room, there was a thunderous boom and a high pitched buzzing sound.
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And as the air cleared, she'd disappeared, and a hundred eyes grew wide,
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The Men were stiff with horror but their wives looked satisfied.


Chorus:
FF                C majorC
Cos you can't buy a dildo in Texas,
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So here's your chance to stick it to the man.
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Take every opportunity to whack off with impunity,
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Go fuck yourselves as often as you can.