Verse: D G D Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys G A D For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys D G D When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death G A D Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath Verse: D G D From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo G A D Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo D G D And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye G A D "Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
Chorus: Bm D Bm D The night Santa went crazy Bm D A D The night Saint Nick went insane Bm D Bm D Realized he'd been getting the raw deal Bm D A D Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain Verse: D G D Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it G A D Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet D G D And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage G A D And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage Pre-Chorus: D G D He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger Bm A D And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger Bm G D And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen Bm A D And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!" Chorus: Bm D Bm D The night Santa went crazy Bm D A D The night Kris Kringle went nuts Bm D Bm D Now, you can't hardly walk around the North Pole Bm D A D Without steppin' in reindeer guts Verse: D G D Yes, in Virginia, now Santa's doing time G A D In a Federal prison for his infamous crime D G D Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears G A D He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years. Pre-Chorus: D G D But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous Bm A D And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service Bm G D And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night Bm A D With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights (They talk about) Chorus: Bm D Bm D The night Santa went crazy Bm D A D The night Saint Nicholas flipped Bm D Bm D Broke his back for some milk and cookies Bm D A D Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped Chorus: Bm D Bm D Wo, The night Santa went crazy Bm D A D The night Saint Nick went insane Bm D Bm D Realized he'd been gettin' the raw deal Bm D A D Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain Bm D A D Wo, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain Bm D A D Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
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