The Checks In The Mail chords by Weird Al Yankovic

Intro: F


Verse 1:

E/F   F                                                   G
Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat, have a drink, boy it's good to see you, what can I say?
    C                                             F                  C
Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again, say what was your name anyway?
           F                                 A                 Bb                           G
Well were working on the problem well get back to you soon but don't try to call me I'll be in a meeting every
     F           A          D              Bb                    Gm          C           F
Afternoon, for a year maybe longer keep in touch, thanks for dropping by and have a nice day


Chorus 1:
                   C                                          F
The check's in the mail, (hey!) you're beautiful, don't ever change (you know what I mean)
                  C                                                 F
My girl will call your girl, we'll talk, we'll do lunch, or leave a message on my machine
        Bb                    G                     A                     Dm
So baby won't you sign on the dotted line I'm gonna make your dreams come true
                   C   B Bb                     A Bb C
The check's in the mail,....would I lie to you?

Verse 2:

E/F  F                                                      G
Well hey wait a minute, what's the matter hold on, you want me to fork over the loot?
        C                                                    F                            C
You say you hate my guts you wanna take me to court, and you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit?
   F                                 A               Bb                     G
Im proud to say youre not the only critic of mine so if you wanna sue me Im afraid youre gonna have to wait in
F            A                  D                   Bb               Gm      C            F
Line, take a number thanks for calling, who loves you baby, don't forget to read the fine print


Chorus 2:
                   C                                          F
The check's in the mail, (hey!) you're beautiful, don't ever change (you know what I mean)
                  C                                                 F
My girl will call your girl, we'll talk, we'll do lunch, or leave a message on my machine
        Bb                    G                     A                     Dm
So baby won't you sign on the dotted line I'm gonna make your dreams come true
                   C   B Bb                     A Bb C
The check's in the mail,....would I lie to you?


Instrumental break:


Chorus 3:
                   C                                          F
The check's in the mail, (hey!) you're beautiful, don't ever change (you know what I mean)
              C                                       F
Why don't you leave a message with my girl? I'll have lunch with your machine
        Bb                    G                     A                     Dm
So baby won't you sign on the dotted line I'm gonna make your dreams come true
                   C   B Bb                   F  E D
The check's in the mail,....would I lie to you?
                   G  Bb C                        Bb B C  F
The check's in the mail,....would I lie to you?