Polka Face chords by Weird Al Yankovic

A ------ D

A------- A/G - D


Dm              Bb  A
Mum mum mum mah
A           Dm
Mum mum-muh Oh whoa oh oh oh
Dm                        Bb
Can't read my, can't read my
                       F
No, he can't read-a my polka face
C/E
(She's got to love nobody)

Dm                        Bb
Can't read my, can't read my
                      F
No he can't read-a my polka face
C/E
(She's got to love nobody)

Dm                 Bb      A
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face (Mum mum mum muh)
Dm                 A       Dm
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face


Am
Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you’re a womanizer baby

Dm
You, you, you are
C
You, you, you are
B                     Bb
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
(Womanizer)

Am
Boy don't try to front
I know just what you are
Boy don't try to front
I know just what you are

Dm
(Ooh) You say I'm crazy
C
(Ooh) I got your crazy
B
You're nothing but a
Bb
Wo-man-i-zer!


Am          C          G            Am
You spin my head right round, right round
Am                C           G
When you go down, when you go down down
Am          C          G            Am
You spin my head right round, right round
Am                E           A
When you go down, when you go down!


Am
Day and night
Em                         Am
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
Em                         Am
He's all alone through the day and night
Em                         Am
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night
Em
At, at, at night


Em     A                                           C#m
It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now
A                                                    C#m
Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now
      D
And I don't know how I can do without
D      E        A
I just need you now


A
And I was like baby baby baby
F#m
Baby baby baby
D
Baby baby baby
  E                       A
I thought you'd always be mine

(N.C.)

    A                    C#m
So, so what, I'm still a rock star
         F#m                    D
I got my rock moves and I don't need you
    A                      C#m
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
             F#m                   D
And now that we're done, I'm gonna show you
  A           C#m
Tonight I'm alright
          F#m              D
I'm just fine and you're a tool
    A               C#m
So, so what, I am a rock star
         F#m                    D    E     A
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight


Dm          F
I kissed a girl and I liked it
Gm               Bb     A
The taste of her cherry chapstick
Dm          F
I kissed a girl just to try it
Gm           Bb            A
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
Dm          F                 Gm
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Gm             Bb       A
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
Dm          F                  Gm - A
I kissed a girl and I liked it
(N.C.)
I liked it


D               A             E
And I'd like to make myself believe
            D     A     C#m  D
That planet Earth turns slowly
D                         A
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
D          E    F#m
Awake when I'm asleep
       D             A           B
'Cause everything is never as it seems


                D
Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose
D
Blame it on the 'tron, gotcha in the zone
D               C#
Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol
C#
Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol
                D
Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the henny
D
Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy
D               A              Ab
Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol
Ab              G              F#m
Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol


F#m             D            A
Shawty's like a melody in my head
                  E
That I can't keep out

It’s got me singin' like
F#m         D
Na na na na everyday
             A                     E
It's like my iPod’s stuck on replay,
                E
Stuck on replay-
                E
Stuck on replay-

       E
Replay-
       E
Replay-
       E
Replay-
(N.C.)
ay-ay-ay


G  D  A

A             Bm          A           G
Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?

G  D  A

A            F#
Baby are you down?


F#             Bm               G                D
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
F#             Bm               G                D
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
F#             Bm               G                D
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
F#             G     A    D
I'm only gonna break your heart

G  C D
D    G

G
Don't stop, make it pop
   A                Bm
DJ blow my speakers up
  G
Tonight I'mma fight
        A          Bm
Till we see the sunlight
     G
Tick tock, on the clock
        A           Bm
But the polka don't stop, no!
Em
Yodel-yodel-lay-hoo
Bm              A
Yodel-yodel-lay-hoo


D (N.C.)
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face
D
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face
          G     A
Oh no you can't read my
D   G
p-p-polka face
D               G
Talkin’ bout my polka face
D     G                        D G D       A  D
p-p-p-polka face