Christmas At Ground Zero chords by Weird Al Yankovic

Intro:
(with jingle bells)
D A Bm F# x3
A

(sound of bomb falling w/ explosion, then)
D Bm G A x4

Main:
   D
It's Christmas at ground zero
           A
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
             D
While the air raid sirens blare
It's Christmas at ground zero
          A
The button has been pressed
                       D
The radio just let us know that this is not a test

G
Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
It's the end of all humanity
A
No more time for last minute shopping
B              A
It's time to meet your final destiny

   D
It's Christmas at ground zero
           A
There's panic in the crowd
While we dodge debris let's trim the tree
            D
Underneath the mushroom cloud

G
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
A
But if someone's climbing down your chimney
B                   A
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

   D
It's Christmas at ground zero
              A
And if the radiation levels OK
I'll go out with you and see all the new
            D
Mutations on New Year's Day
It's Christmas at ground zero
           A
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover
        D
Underneath the mistletoe
It's Christmas at ground zero
               A
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
       D
On this jolly holiday
A
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
       D
On this jolly holiday

Instrumental:
D D D D D D D E A B D

Solo:
(same chords as the verse)
e|-----------------|---------------|----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------|---------------|----------------------------------------|
G|------------7-7--|---------------|--------6-6----------6-6----------------|
D|--7-9-7-6-7------|--7-9-7-6-7----|--7s9-7-------7s9-7--------7s9-7-6-7----|
A|-----------------|------------7--|-------------------------------------9--|
E|-----------------|---------------|----------------------------------------|

e|-----------------|---------------|--------------------------------------|
B|-----------------|---------------|--------------------------------------|
G|------------7-7--|---------------|--------6-----------------------------|
D|--7-9-7-6-7------|--7-9-7-6-7----|--7s9-7------7-6-7-----6-9-7-5-4-2-0--|
A|-----------------|------------7--|-------------------7------------------|
E|-----------------|---------------|--------------------------------------|