Angry White Boy Polka chords by Weird Al Yankovic

Instrumental Intro:
G           G

C     F     G     C x4

Last Resort:
N.C.
Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort
Cm             Bb              Ab                        Gm          Bb
  Suffocation:   no breathing. Don't give a (whoop) if I cut my arms bleeding
Cm    Bb    Ab            Gm      Bb      Cm    Bb    Ab     Gm  Bb
               This is my last resort
          Cm              Ab              Bb
Cause I'm losing my sight losing my mind. Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Cm              Ab              Bb
Losing my sight losing my mind. Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Cm          Ab     Eb         Gm     Cm     Ab              Eb    Gm
Nothing's alright. Nothing is fine.     I'm running and I'm cry---ing
Cm                       G             Cm    D
Uguh  uguh  uguh  uguh   uguh   uguh   uguh

Chop Suey:
Gm                                               D
Wake up (wake up), grab a brush and put a little makeup
                                 Gm
Hide the scars to fade away the shake up (hide the scars to fade away the shake up)
                                   D
Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?
                             Gm
Here you go creating another fable (you wanted to)
                                 D
Grab a brush and put on a little makeup (you wanted to)
                                Gm
Hide the scars to fade away the shake up (you wanted to)
                                   D
Why'd you leave the keys up on the table? (you wanted to)
                   Gm    Cm   F   Eb                Gm
I don't think you trust  in   my  self-righteous suicide
Cm  F        Eb                G                                   N.C.
I   cry when angels deserve to die die die, da-da-die die die die. HEY!

Get Free:
Cm               Bb  Cm                Bb
I'm gonna get free,  I'm gonna get free
Cm                  Bb     F
I'm gonna get free, ride into the sun
Cm                Bb Cm                Bb
She never loved me,  she never loved me,
Cm                  Bb        F
She never loved me, why would anyone?
C                                F                Eb
Come here, come here, come here:   I'll take your photo for ya
C                                F            Eb
Come here, come here, come here:   Drive you around the corner
C                                F              Eb
Come here, come here, come here:   You know you really oughta
C                                F            Eb
Come here, come here, come here:   Move outta California!

Hate To Say I Told You So:
C         Bb           Eb           Ab              C     Bb   Eb   Ab
Do what I want cause I can and if I don't because I wanna
C       Bb           Eb            Ab                C     Bb   Eb   Ab
   Be ignored by the stiff and the bored because I'm gonna.
F                                      C   Bb   Eb   Ab
  Hate to say I told you so, alright!
F                                      N.C.
  Do believe I told you so-------------!
                         C   Bb   Eb
Now it's all out and you knew.
        Ab     C         G     C
Cause I wanted to

Fell In Love With A Girl:
A                   G
Fell in love with a girl
  C                           D
I fell in love at once and almost completely
A                       G
She's in love with the world
        C                           D
But sometimes these feelings can be so misleading
E                   G
  Can't think of anything to do, yeah
   C                         D
My left brain knows that all love is fleeting
E                         G
   She's just looking for something new, yeah
  E
I said it once before but it bears repeating now

(percussion break)

Last Nite:
            B
(doo-wah)            (ooh ooh)         (shoob-e-doo-wah)
          Last night          she said
                     C#m
                     (oooo----    feel so down)
"Oh, Baby, don't you feel so down
             F#                                 D#m       C#m
            (ooooo--     you turn me off)      (feel left out)
Oh, when you turn me off                 when I feel left out"
   B
     (what'd ya do?)                (right around)
So I,                well I turned around;
               C#m
        (oooh  oooooh    gonna be alright)
Oh, baby gonna be alright
         F#                                  D#m       C#m
                       (big ol' lie!)       (left that night)
It was a great big lie              'cause I left that night, yeah.

B

Down With The Sickness:
                  D
Ooo wah-ah-ah-ah!            Ooo wah-ah-ah-ah!
D                     F
  Get up, come on get down with the sickness
D                     F
  Get up, come on get down with the sickness
D                     F
  Get up, come on get down with the sickness
D            G
Open up your hate and let it flow into me
D                     F
  Get up, come on get down with the sickness
    D                          F
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
D                      F
  Get up! Come on get down with the sickness
D              G                                D     A
Madness is the gift that has been given to me

Renegaes of Funk:
F               D
      We're the renegades of funk   We're the renegades of funk
F               D                             A            D     G
      We're the renegades of funk   We're the renegades of funk

My Way:
C
  This time I'm 'a let it all come out
G#                 D#
  This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
C
  I'm 'a do things my way
     G#         D#
It's my way. My way, or the highway
C
  This time I'm 'a let it all come out
G#                 D#
  This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
C
  I'm 'a do things my way
     G#       N.C.                          C    G
It's my way. (BEEP BEEP) or the highway!

Outside:
               C                       Eb
But I'm on the outside and I'm looking in
          Bb                         F
I can see through you: see your true colors
                     C               Eb
'Cause inside you're ugly. Ugly like me
          Bb                      F
I can see through you: see to the real you

Bawitdaba:
N.C.
Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie.
G
Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie.

Youth of the Nation:
Am                    G
                 (whep-wahh)
   We are we are             the youth of the nation
Am                    G
                 (whep-wahh)
   We are we are             the youth of the nation
Am                    G
                 (whep-wahh)
   We are we are             the youth of the nation
A            E            A
  We are the youth of the nation!    HEY!

A     E      E     A

The Real Slim Shady:
        Am                 Dm
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
        C                     E7
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
   Am                        Dm
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
C                E7
please stand up, please stand up?
        Am                 Dm
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
        C                     E7
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
   Am                        Dm            E7           A
So won't the real Slim Shady please please please stand up,
     B               E                N.C.
Slim Shady won't you please---------
      A              D             A             D             A             D
           (stand up Shady)            (stand up Shady)            (stand up Shady)
                            (stand up)                  (stand up)
Stand up!--------------------------------------------------------------------------
A                                       E               A
Shady won't you please stand up?  HEY!  (Da-da da da-da dun)