The Checks In The Mail chords by Weird Al Yankovic

Chords with lyrics

Intro: FF


Verse 1:

E/F  FF                          G+G
Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat, have a drink, boy it's good to see you, what can I say?
  C majorC                       FF         C majorC
Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again, say what was your name anyway?
      FF                 A augmentedA         Bb majorBb              G+G
Well were working on the problem well get back to you soon but don't try to call me I'll be in a meeting every
   FF      A augmentedA     D MajorD       Bb majorBb          G minorGm     C majorC      FF
Afternoon, for a year maybe longer keep in touch, thanks for dropping by and have a nice day


Chorus 1:
          C majorC                     FF
The check's in the mail, (hey!) you're beautiful, don't ever change (you know what I mean)
         C majorC                         FF
My girl will call your girl, we'll talk, we'll do lunch, or leave a message on my machine
    Bb majorBb          G+G           A augmentedA           DmDm
So baby won't you sign on the dotted line I'm gonna make your dreams come true
          C majorC  BB Bb majorBb           A augmentedA Bb majorBb C majorC
The check's in the mail,....would I lie to you?

Verse 2:

E/F FF                           G+G
Well hey wait a minute, what's the matter hold on, you want me to fork over the loot?
    C majorC                          FF              C majorC
You say you hate my guts you wanna take me to court, and you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit?
  FF                 A augmentedA        Bb majorBb           G+G
Im proud to say youre not the only critic of mine so if you wanna sue me Im afraid youre gonna have to wait in
FF      A augmentedA         D MajorD          Bb majorBb        G minorGm   C majorC      FF
Line, take a number thanks for calling, who loves you baby, don't forget to read the fine print


Chorus 2:
          C majorC                     FF
The check's in the mail, (hey!) you're beautiful, don't ever change (you know what I mean)
         C majorC                         FF
My girl will call your girl, we'll talk, we'll do lunch, or leave a message on my machine
    Bb majorBb          G+G           A augmentedA           DmDm
So baby won't you sign on the dotted line I'm gonna make your dreams come true
          C majorC  BB Bb majorBb           A augmentedA Bb majorBb C majorC
The check's in the mail,....would I lie to you?


Instrumental break:


Chorus 3:
          C majorC                     FF
The check's in the mail, (hey!) you're beautiful, don't ever change (you know what I mean)
       C majorC                    FF
Why don't you leave a message with my girl? I'll have lunch with your machine
    Bb majorBb          G+G           A augmentedA           DmDm
So baby won't you sign on the dotted line I'm gonna make your dreams come true
          C majorC  BB Bb majorBb          FF E MajorE D MajorD
The check's in the mail,....would I lie to you?
          G+G Bb majorBb C majorC            Bb majorBb BB C majorC FF
The check's in the mail,....would I lie to you?