Chords with lyrics
Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
D MajorD E minorEm
And there's no way you're gonna slow it down
C majorC G+G
You say we gotta treasure each moment
D MajorD BB
Who knows how long we're gonna be around
C majorC G+G
Yeah you keep on telling me life is short
BB C majorC
And it's hard to disagree with what you say
G+G D MajorD
But if time is so precious, why ya wasting mine
C majorC
Cause I'm always reading, Always deleting
C majorC D MajorD
Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way
G+G
Every stupid hoax
D MajorD
All those corny jokes
C majorC D MajorD
Stop forwarding that crap to me
G+G D MajorD
Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns
C majorC D MajorD
Stop forwarding that crap to me
E minorEm B minorBm
No it isn't ok if you brighten my day
C majorC D MajorD
With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry
G+G D MajorD
And I didn't request a personality test
C majorC D MajorD
Stop forwarding - that crap to me
G+G - D MajorD - C majorC - D MajorD
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...
D MajorD G+G
You're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments
D MajorD E minorEm
to every single person you know
C majorC G+G
You're passing round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube
D MajorD BB
That everybody else already saw three years ago
C majorC G+G
And wacky badly Photoshopped billboards
BB C majorC
were never that amusing to me
G+G D MajorD
And I just can't believe you believe those urban 🏷Legends
C majorC
But I have high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes
C majorC D MajorD
And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly
G+G D MajorD
No I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul
C majorC D MajorD
Stop forwarding that crap to me
G+G D MajorD
Send more top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists
C majorC D MajorD
Please stop forwarding that crap to me
E minorEm B minorBm
Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant
C majorC D MajorD
And I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe
G+G D MajorD
Won't you kindly refrain, cause it's hurting my brain
C majorC
Stop forwarding... that crap to me
A minorAm D MajorD
Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat
A minorAm D MajorD
Now tell me in what alternate reality would I care about something like that?
E minorEm
And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin
B minorBm
Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong
C majorC
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing
A augmentedA
And I highly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me
A augmentedA
If I don't pass your letter along...
A augmentedA G+G
Well now I know you're wishing
D MajorD
I'll sign your petition
C majorC D MajorD
But stop forwarding that crap to me
G+G
And I don't want to read your series
D MajorD
Of conspiracy theories
C majorC D MajorD
Just stop forwarding that crap to me
E minorEm
And your two million loser friends
B minorBm
All have my address now
C majorC D MajorD
Cause you never figured out the way to BCC
G+G
Now I gotta insist
E minorEm
Take me off of your list
C majorC D MajorD G+G
Stop forwarding-- that crap to me
G+G G+G - G/F#
Stop forwarding that crap to me
E minorEm E minorEm - Em/DEm/D
Stop forwarding that crap to me
C majorC D MajorD
Stop forwarding that crap to me
(repeats)
C majorC - D MajorD - G+G