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Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
               Chord diagramD MajorD                        Chord diagramE minorEm
And there's no way you're gonna slow it down
           Chord diagramC majorC                   Chord diagramG+G
You say we gotta treasure each moment
              Chord diagramD MajorD                    Chord diagramBB
Who knows how long we're gonna be around


         Chord diagramC majorC                  Chord diagramG+G
Yeah you keep on telling me life is short
         Chord diagramBB                              Chord diagramC majorC
And it's hard to disagree with what you say
       Chord diagramG+G                           Chord diagramD MajorD
But if time is so precious, why ya wasting mine
          Chord diagramC majorC
Cause I'm always reading, Always deleting
Chord diagramC majorC                                       Chord diagramD MajorD
Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way
      Chord diagramG+G
Every stupid hoax
          Chord diagramD MajorD
All those corny jokes
      Chord diagramC majorC                      Chord diagramD MajorD
Stop forwarding that crap to me
        Chord diagramG+G                          Chord diagramD MajorD
Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns
      Chord diagramC majorC                      Chord diagramD MajorD
Stop forwarding that crap to me


      Chord diagramE minorEm              Chord diagramB minorBm
No it isn't ok if you brighten my day
          Chord diagramC majorC                                 Chord diagramD MajorD
With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry
       Chord diagramG+G                    Chord diagramD MajorD
And I didn't request a personality test
      Chord diagramC majorC         Chord diagramD MajorD
Stop forwarding - that crap to me


Chord diagramG+G - Chord diagramD MajorD - Chord diagramC majorC - Chord diagramD MajorD
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...


Chord diagramD MajorD              Chord diagramG+G
You're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments
   Chord diagramD MajorD                       Chord diagramE minorEm
to every single person you know
       Chord diagramC majorC                       Chord diagramG+G
You're passing round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube
     Chord diagramD MajorD                      Chord diagramBB
That everybody else already saw three years ago
    Chord diagramC majorC            Chord diagramG+G
And wacky badly Photoshopped billboards
     Chord diagramBB                     Chord diagramC majorC
were never that amusing to me
      Chord diagramG+G                        Chord diagramD MajorD
And I just can't believe you believe those urban 🏷Legends
      Chord diagramC majorC
But I have high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes
Chord diagramC majorC                                         Chord diagramD MajorD
And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly
     Chord diagramG+G                            Chord diagramD MajorD
No I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul
      Chord diagramC majorC                      Chord diagramD MajorD
Stop forwarding that crap to me
          Chord diagramG+G                     Chord diagramD MajorD
Send more top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists
             Chord diagramC majorC                      Chord diagramD MajorD
Please stop forwarding that crap to me
         Chord diagramE minorEm                        Chord diagramB minorBm
Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant
            Chord diagramC majorC                             Chord diagramD MajorD
And I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe
          Chord diagramG+G                          Chord diagramD MajorD
Won't you kindly refrain, cause it's hurting my brain
     Chord diagramC majorC
Stop forwarding... that crap to me

Chord diagramA minorAm                                    Chord diagramD MajorD
Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat
           Chord diagramA minorAm                                 Chord diagramD MajorD
Now tell me in what alternate reality would I care about something like that?

                    Chord diagramE minorEm
And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin
    Chord diagramB minorBm
Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong
         Chord diagramC majorC
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing
      Chord diagramA augmentedA
And I highly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me
Chord diagramA augmentedA
If I don't pass your letter along...


Chord diagramA augmentedA          Chord diagramG+G
Well now I know you're wishing
     Chord diagramD MajorD
I'll sign your petition
          Chord diagramC majorC                      Chord diagramD MajorD
But stop forwarding that crap to me
                    Chord diagramG+G
And I don't want to read your series
      Chord diagramD MajorD
Of conspiracy theories
           Chord diagramC majorC                      Chord diagramD MajorD
Just stop forwarding that crap to me
         Chord diagramE minorEm
And your two million loser friends
    Chord diagramB minorBm
All have my address now
          Chord diagramC majorC                            Chord diagramD MajorD
Cause you never figured out the way to BCC


       Chord diagramG+G
Now I gotta insist
       Chord diagramE minorEm
Take me off of your list
      Chord diagramC majorC         Chord diagramD MajorD                Chord diagramG+G
Stop forwarding-- that crap to me


Chord diagramG+G                               Chord diagramG+G - G/F#
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Chord diagramE minorEm                              Chord diagramE minorEm - Chord diagramEm/DEm/D
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Chord diagramC majorC                    Chord diagramD MajorD
Stop forwarding that crap to me
(repeats)

Chord diagramC majorC - Chord diagramD MajorD - Chord diagramG+G

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