Ringtone chords by Weird Al Yankovic

Chords with lyrics

• Difficulty: Intermediate

Key: F#F#

🎸 Intro:

G+G          D MajorD         E minorEm    D MajorD    G+G    C majorC
Once, not very long ago
I was respected
I was popular (popular, ooh)
      G+G        A minorAm
But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh)
D MajorD      G+G          C majorC   E minorEm   A minorAm   G+G     D MajorD
 My life is filled with such regret, a bad mistake I can't forget
       G+G       C majorC
And now I'll never be the same

🎸 Interlude:
D MajorD FF D MajorD G+G C majorC FF D MajorD G+G E MajorE A augmentedA


🎸 Chorus:
D MajorD
Ringtone
G+G     C majorC        D MajorD
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
G+G               C majorC         G+G         D MajorD
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (What was I thinking)
        BB          E minorEm    G+G  C majorC
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
      G+G     D MajorD      E minorEm     C majorC
Well, everybody (everybody), everybody (everybody)
   G+G      D MajorD          C majorC
Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone



🎸 Verse :
     D MajorD              G+G
When my phone goes off at work I look like the biggest jerk
     C majorC           Eb MajorEb
Total strangers wanna slap me around
      D MajorD             G+G
When it's ringin' on the terrace my neighbors get embarrassed
     C majorC
They're beggin' me to move outta town
     D MajorD                  G+G
Well, it made my wife so sick, she smashed my iPhone with a brick
   C majorC                Eb MajorEb
But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine
    D MajorD                G+G
It's a pain
I sure don't need it, and I probably should delete it
    C majorC
But for me that would be crossin' the line
     FF        C majorC      FF
'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine

Hey
I paid good money for this

🎸 Chorus:
D MajorD
Ringtone
G+G     C majorC        D MajorD
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
G+G               C majorC         G+G            D MajorD
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (Really, what was I thinking)
        BB          E minorEm    G+G  C majorC
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
      G+G     D MajorD      E minorEm     C majorC
Well, everybody (everybody), everybody (everybody)
   G+G      D MajorD          C majorC    G+G
Everybody in the world really hates my ri-i-ing-tone


🎸 Solo:
G+G D MajorD E minorEm C majorC G+G D MajorD C majorC G+G

  D MajorD
Ringtone
G+G  C majorC
Ringtone
G+G  D MajorD  C majorC  G+G  D MajorD
Ahh-ahh, ooh-ooh


🎸 Bridge:
    G+G           D MajorD
Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)
    E minorEm           C majorC
Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone)
     G+G           D MajorD
Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)
   E minorEm           C majorC
Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)
    G+G             D MajorD
All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)
    E minorEm          C majorC
All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)
   G+G                D MajorD
Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea
   E MajorE              C majorC
Every single person everywhere unanimously


Ending:
   G+G     D MajorD      E minorEm     C majorC
Everybody (everybody), everybody (everybody)
   G+G           D MajorD
Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
C majorC
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