Phony Calls chords by Weird Al Yankovic

Chords with lyrics

Verse 1:

D#D#          A#A#               C#C#             G#G#
Mom and dad are goin out for the evening, and you're stuck inside the house all alone
        D#D#              A#A#             C#C#           G#G#
That's when you decided it might be fun to harass someone, dial a random number up on your telephone
D#D#           A#A#              C#C#               G#G#
You ask if their refrigerator is running, then you tell em they should go out and catch it, buddy
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If they ever figured out where you were callin em from, they'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet

(Listen to me)


Chorus 1:

D#D#       A#A#                C#C#             G#G#
Don't go makin' phony calls, please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
        D#D#               A#A#              C#C#       G#G#
I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks up the wall, but it's really gettin' old fast

Verse 2:

D#D#          A#A#           C#C#           G#G#
Little Melvin has a natural obsession, askin' for Prince Albert in a can
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He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call, to some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan
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He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning, gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four
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He won't be laughin when they're tracin' his line, one day the phone police will be there at his door

(Yo, hear me)


Chorus 2:

D#D#       A#A#             C#C#             G#G#
Don't go makin' phony calls, only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to
         D#D#                A#A#                 C#C#        G#G#
Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall, how long is this phase gonna last?


Simpsons interlude:


Chorus 3:

D#D#       A#A#                C#C#             G#G#
Don't go makin' phony calls, please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
           D#D#                 A#A#             C#C#          G#G#
You went through the New York City phone book and prank called em all, hope that you grow out of this fast

D#D#       A#A#                C#C#             G#G#
Don't go makin' phony calls, please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
         D#D#               A#A#                  C#C#       G#G#
Betcha think it's funny when you're drivin folks right up the wall, but you're just a pain in the aaa....