Happy Birthday chords by Weird Al Yankovic

Chords with lyrics

Intro:
D7D7    Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
D7D7    Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Chorus:
   D7D7    Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday!
   D7D7     Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday to you!
   D7D7    Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday!
   D7D7     Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday to you!

Verse 1:
          D MajorD              A augmentedA
Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year,
   A augmentedA             D MajorD
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer.
  G+G         D MajorD         G+G         D MajorD
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat,
 E MajorE              A augmentedA
A majorA million people every day are starving in the street.
   D MajorD               A augmentedA
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor,
   A augmentedA              D MajorD
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four.
    G+G       D MajorD       G+G       D MajorD
There's garbage in the water, there's poison in the sky,
 A augmentedA                  D MajorD  N.C.
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die!

Chorus:
   D7D7    Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday!
   D7D7     Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday to you!
   D7D7    Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday!
   D7D7     Gsus4Gsus4 N.C.
Happy birthday to you!

Verse 2:
         D MajorD                  A augmentedA
Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits,
 A augmentedA              D MajorD
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits.
  G+G       D MajorD      G+G       A augmentedA
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose,
   E MajorE                A augmentedA         G+G
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse.
  D MajorD            A augmentedA
It doesn't take a military genius to see,
   A augmentedA              D MajorD
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III.
    G+G        D MajorD    G+G        D MajorD
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide,
A augmentedA               D MajorD
When they drop the big one, we all get fried!
N.C.
Come on boys and girls, sing along, OK?

Chorus:
   D7D7    Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday!
   D7D7     Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday to you!
   D7D7    Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday!
   D7D7     Gsus4Gsus4
Happy birthday to you, wow!

Solo:
D MajorD  D MajorD  A augmentedA  A augmentedA
A majorA  A augmentedA  D MajorD  D MajorD
G+G  G+G  D MajorD  D MajorD
E MajorE  E MajorE  A augmentedA  A augmentedA G+G
D MajorD  D MajorD  A augmentedA  A augmentedA
A majorA  A augmentedA  D MajorD  D MajorD
G+G  G+G  G+G  G+G
A augmentedA  A augmentedA  D MajorD  D MajorD

Verse 3:
        N.C.
Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight,
      N.C.
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight.
     N.C.
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed,
      N.C.                     A augmentedA   G+G
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed.
 D MajorD                 A augmentedA
I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun,
  A augmentedA                 D MajorD
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun.
  G+G         D MajorD       G+G         D MajorD
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take,
   A augmentedA                AsusAsus A augmentedA D MajorD
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake!

Chorus:
   D7D7    Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday!
   D7D7     Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday to you!
   D7D7    Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday!
   D7D7     Gsus4Gsus4
Happy birthday to you, wow!
   D7D7    Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday!
   D7D7     Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday to you!
   D7D7    Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday!
   D7D7     Gsus4Gsus4 G+G Gadd9Gadd9 G+G
Happy birthday to you, wow!
D7D7
Happy Birthday!
N.C.
And a pinch to grow an inch!