Constipated chords by Weird Al Yankovic

Chords with lyrics

Intro:
F# minorF#m   E MajorE      F# minorF#m
Uh Huh, extra cheese,  uh huh, oh huh, save a piece for me.


Verse 1:
A augmentedA              F# minorF#m
Pizza party at your house. I went just to check it out.
D MajorD           E MajorE
Nineteen extra larges, what a shame. No one came!
A augmentedA             F# minorF#m
Just us eatin' all alone. You said, "Take the pizza home."
D MajorD             E MajorE
No sense lettin' all this go to waste, so then I faced!
D MajorD              F# minorF#m
Pizza all day and every day, cheese round the clock, it's getting me blocked.
    D MajorD              E MajorE
And I sure don't care for irregularity. Tell me!

Verse 2:
F# minorF#m              D MajorD      E MajorE
Why'd ya have to go and make me so constipated.
            F# minorF#m           D MajorD      E MajorE
Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated in the bathroom.
F# minorF#m           D MajorD      A augmentedA            E MajorE
I sit and I wait, and I strain, and I sweat, and I clench, and I feel the pain, oh
B minorBm                       E MajorE
Should I take a laxative or have my colon irrigated?
    A augmentedA
No, no, no.


Verse 3:
A augmentedA              F# minorF#m
I was feeling pretty down, ‘til my girlfriend came around.
D MajorD           E MajorE
We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
A augmentedA                F# minorF#m
In fact, I just thought I might pop the question there that night.
D MajorD          E MajorE
I was kissin' her so tenderly, but woe is me!
D MajorD           F# minorF#m
Who would have guessed her family crest
    D MajorD              E MajorE
And suddenly spied tattooed on her thigh
  D MajorD                   E MajorE
And son of a gun it’s just like the one on me, tell me!
 

Verse 4:
F# minorF#m               D MajorD        E MajorE
How was I supposed to know that we were both related, believe me.
   F# minorF#m            D MajorD            E MajorE
If I knew she was my cousin we never, never would have dated, What to do now?
F# minorF#m             D MajorD       A augmentedA              E MajorE
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and
B minorBm                       E MajorE        A augmentedA
Move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? No, no, no.

Verse 5:
A augmentedA             F# minorF#m
I had so much on my mind. I thought maybe I'd unwind
D MajorD            E MajorE
Try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide
F# minorF#m          D MajorD          A augmentedA          E MajorE
Said not to stand but that's a demand that I couldn't meet. I got on my feet
  B minorBm                     E MajorE
And stood up instead, knocked off my head, you see. Tell me!


Verse 6:
F# minorF#m              D MajorD     E MajorE
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated.
         F# minorF#m           D MajorD       E MajorE
This really is a major inconvenience, Oh man, I really hate it. Such a drag now!
F# minorF#m          D MajorD               A augmentedA       E MajorE
I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel anymore
   B minorBm                      E MajorE
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated. Oh, NO!


Verse 7:
F# minorF#m             D MajorD       E MajorE
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
        F# minorF#m            D MajorD      E MajorE
I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated. What a bummer!
F# minorF#m           D MajorD               A augmentedA         E MajorE
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze, but my neck is enjoin' a pleasant breeze now
B minorBm                         E MajorE       F# minorF#m
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated. No, no, no.