Cable Tv chords by Weird Al Yankovic

Chords with lyrics

Intro:
Fsus4Fsus4  FF    Fsus4Fsus4  FF
Fsus4Fsus4  FF    Fsus4Fsus4  FF

Verse 1:
 FF N.C.            F7F7 N.C.     Bb majorBb N.C.          G7G7 N.C.
I used to think my life was so empty, I used to think life was passin' me by,
      FF     Dm7Dm7  G+G  C majorC      FF  Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb
Well, I was just about ready  to curl up and die.
     FF N.C.     F7F7 N.C.    Bb majorBb N.C.  G7G7 N.C.
But then one day I got a visit from the cable company,
      FF     A7A7   Dm7Dm7       G7G7   FF     C majorC   FF
Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in and now I got cable TV.
            DmDm         FF       C majorC          Eb MajorEb
And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean, midget wrestling on channel three,
      DmDm             FF         Eb MajorEb          Bb majorBb
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em, yeah, but that's all right with me.

Chorus:
   Bb7Bb7  FF     DmDm     FF     C7C7
I got cable TV (Cable TV), Cable TV (Cable TV)!
  DmDm      C majorC      Bb majorBb
Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy,
 Eb MajorEb   Bb majorBb   FF     Eb MajorEb   Bb majorBb   FF
I love my cable TV, yeah, I love my cable TV.

Verse 2:
     FF N.C.         F7F7 N.C.        Bb majorBb N.C.    G7G7 N.C.
I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network, the news and weather from Peru,
    FF    Dm7Dm7     G+G     C majorC    FF  Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb
I got celebrity hockey, the Racketball Channel too.
   FF N.C.       F7F7 N.C.  Bb majorBb N.C.     G7G7 N.C.
Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta, Mr. Wizard is on at five,
    FF     A7A7     Dm7Dm7     G7G7      FF    C majorC     FF
I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car, so I can watch MTV while I drive.
         DmDm       FF           C majorC         Eb MajorEb
I'm talkin' 'bout  real quality programs, the kind you just can't get for free.
   DmDm          FF            Eb MajorEb           Bb majorBb
Now I never wanna leave my apartment 'cause there's just so much for me to see.

Chorus:
   Bb7Bb7  FF     DmDm     FF     C7C7
On my cable TV (Cable TV), Cable TV (Cable TV).
     DmDm     C majorC      Bb majorBb
Well, if you need to find me, you know where I'll be,
Eb MajorEb     Bb majorBb   FF    Eb MajorEb     Bb majorBb   FF
Watchin' my cable TV, yeah, watchin' my cable TV.
     Eb MajorEb   Bb majorBb   FF     Eb MajorEb   Bb majorBb   FF
'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah, I love my cable TV.

Sax Solo:
DmDm  FF  C majorC  Eb MajorEb
DmDm  FF  C majorC  Eb MajorEb

Bridge:
C7C7                           Eb MajorEb           Bb majorBb
  My friends are gettin' kinda worried, they think I'm turning into some kinda freak.
    FF              Eb MajorEb        Bb majorBb           C majorC
Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's twenty-seven times this week.

Chorus 3:
       FF     DmDm     FF     C7C7
On my cable TV (Cable TV), Cable TV (Cable TV).
     DmDm    C majorC         Bb majorBb
Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me,
 Eb MajorEb   Bb majorBb   FF     Eb MajorEb   Bb majorBb   FF
I love my cable TV, yeah, I love my cable TV.
    Eb MajorEb     Bb majorBb   FF     Eb MajorEb   Bb majorBb   FF
Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah, I need my cable TV.

Outro:
    Eb MajorEb   Bb majorBb   FF       Eb MajorEb     Bb majorBb   FF
Well, I love, I love my cable TV (TV), got to have cable TV (TV).
    Eb MajorEb       Bb majorBb   FF          Eb MajorEb       Bb majorBb   FF
Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah (TV), can't live without my cable TV.
       Eb MajorEb        Bb majorBb   FF      Eb MajorEb       Bb majorBb   FF
Well, I said, got to have some cable TV (TV), I've got to have my cable TV.
Eb MajorEb   Bb majorBb   FF       Eb MajorEb     Bb majorBb   FF
I said cable TV, yeah (TV), got to have cable TV.