Lawn Chair

🎸 Verse 1: D A Cool, kicking back in your lawn chair D You summon Gabriel and Michael C#m Bm A "Hey guys, we should torture the humans, yes why don't we do it? G G#dim A For our entertainment 'cause Heaven is so dull D Too many grapes, too many harps A Too many smiles, not enough weeping E A They'll suffer so that we can feel emotional release" 🎸 Verse 2: A E Well I'm gonna stand up and call you out A You're a punk-ass, oh, my God, there is no doubt D Unsatisfied with rain, you made tears G A And threw out your baby expecting we'd praise ye Bm A And worship your name in a song

🎸 Verse 3: D A Now she's choking back the tears (pleas? tell us why) Now she's gasping for her breath (please tell us why) D A D 'Cause she didn't ever hurt no one