Lawn Chair chords by Weezer

🎸 Verse 1:
D                           A
Cool, kicking back in your lawn chair
                        D
You summon Gabriel and Michael
     C#m                         Bm                       A
"Hey guys, we should torture the humans, yes why don't we do it?
          G                  G#dim         A
For our entertainment 'cause Heaven is so dull



                            D
Too many grapes, too many harps
                             A
Too many smiles, not enough weeping
           E                                     A
They'll suffer so that we can feel emotional release"

🎸 Verse 2:
      A                       E
Well I'm gonna stand up and call you out
                                        A
You're a punk-ass, oh, my God, there is no doubt
D
Unsatisfied with rain, you made tears
      G                   A
And threw out your baby expecting we'd praise ye
     Bm                     A
And worship your name in a song

🎸 Verse 3:
                             D                     A
Now she's choking back the tears (pleas? tell us why)
Now she's gasping for her breath (please tell us why)
            D           A       D
'Cause she didn't ever hurt no one