Chords with lyrics
Weezer - Thank God For Girls
Standard Tuning - No Capo
A minorAm 
D MajorD 
FF 
G+G
e|-0---2---1---3-|
BB|-1---3---1---3-|
G+G|-2---2---2---0-|
D MajorD|-2---0---3---0-|
A augmentedA|-0---x---3---2-|
E MajorE|-x---x---1---3-|
A minorAm G+G D MajorD
The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair
FF A minorAm G+G
Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip
D MajorD FF
In the woods with your bros that you?ve known since second grade
A minorAm G+G D MajorD
And you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called upon
FF A minorAm
To employ your testosterone
G+G D MajorD FF
In a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV
A minorAm G+G D MajorD FF
And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts, bruises, and scrapes
A minorAm G+G
And you will require band aids and antiseptic ointments
D MajorD FF A minorAm
And tender loving kisses on your stab wounds and when you come home
G+G D MajorD FF A minorAm
She will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes
G+G D MajorD
And a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth
FF
And that's why you
A minorAm G+G D MajorD FF
Thank God for girls
A minorAm G+G
Holla Jesu Christe
D MajorD FF
From Tennessee to LA
A minorAm G+G D MajorD FF
Thank God for girls
A minorAm G+G
On your reckoning day
D MajorD FF
You better bow down and pray
A minorAm G+G
She?s so big
D MajorD FF
She?s so strong
A minorAm G+G D MajorD FF
She?s so energetic in her sweaty overalls
A minorAm G+G D MajorD FF
Thank God for girls
A minorAm G+G D MajorD FF
I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though she isn't mine
A minorAm G+G D MajorD FF
I think about her all the day and all the night it's enough to know that she's a-live
A minorAm G+G
She says I give her sweaty palms she almost had a heart attack
D MajorD FF
The truth is that I?m just as scared I don?t know how to act
A minorAm G+G
I wish that I could get to know her better
D MajorD FF
But meeting up in real life would cause the illusion to shatter
A minorAm G+G
I carved her name into all the trees
D MajorD FF
Sang a song down on one knee
A minorAm G+G D MajorD FF
Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like when I was 14
A minorAm G+G D MajorD FF
I?m levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around
A minorAm G+G D MajorD FF
I?m like an Indian Fakir tryna? meditate on a bed of nails with my pants pulled down
A minorAm G+G D MajorD FF
Thank God for girls
A minorAm G+G
Holla Jesu Christe
D MajorD FF
From Tennessee to LA
A minorAm G+G D MajorD FF
Thank God for girls
A minorAm G+G
On your reckoning day
D MajorD FF
You better bow down and pray
A minorAm G+G
She?s so big
D MajorD FF
She?s so strong
A minorAm G+G D MajorD FF
She?s so energetic in her sweaty overalls
A minorAm G+G D MajorD FF
Thank God for girls
A minorAm G+G D MajorD FF A minorAm
God took a rib from Adam, ground it up in a centrifuge machine
G+G D MajorD FF
Mixed it with cardamom and cloves, microwaved it on the popcorn setting
A minorAm G+G D MajorD
While Adam was like ?that really hurts?
FF A minorAm G+G
Going off into the tundra, so pissed at God
D MajorD FF A minorAm
And he started lighting minor forest fires, stealing osprey eggs
G+G D MajorD
Messing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the echinacea
FF A minorAm G+G
Until God said, ?Imma smite you with loneliness
D MajorD FF
And break your heart in two?
A minorAm G+G D MajorD FF A minorAm G+G
And Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair, falling on his knees
D MajorD
Looked to the sky and said
?Thank God?
Enjoy!
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