The Blarney Stone chords by Ween

Verse 1:
F          F       F         F
Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
     F            F               C          F
If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
F          F          F            F
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
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After I fuck her she'll get up and sing


Chorus 1:
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
F            F         C             F
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
    F       F              C          F
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

Verse 2:
F           F         F            F
Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
    F            F          C     F
The bread on the counter is going stale
   F       F        F           F
If I don't get some fresh bread soon
      F                 F        C           F
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon


Chorus 2:
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
F            F         C             F
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
    F       F              C          F
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye


Verse 3:
      F      F             F           F
Ain't got no girl 'cause I haven't the time
    F        F     C            F
Got too many other things on me mind
F         F            F        F
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
      F          F           C            F
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit


Chorus 3:
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
F            F         C             F
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
    F       F              C          F
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye


Verse 4:
    F          F        F            F
Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
    F          F        C            F
Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet
    F            F             F           F
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
     F            F      C              F
When Patty starts crying this is what I said


Chorus 4:
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
F            F         C             F
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
    F       F              C          F