Guitar chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) What Does A majorA Woman See In A majorA Man? FF Dm7Dm7 FF Dm7Dm7 He stinks to high heaven, half covered with hair AbAb Bb7Bb7 Eb MajorEb And grunts just like some old orangutan GbGb DbDb E MajorE BB While she smells of clean skin and a trace of jasmine Bb7Bb7 Eb MajorEb And speaks like a first rate librarian AbmAbm GbGb His stomach hangs out, there's a hump on his back BMaj7Bmaj7 E MajorE He eats like Conan the Barbarian GbGb DbDb E MajorE BB While she keeps herself trim, and her posture is prim Bb7Bb7 Eb MajorEb Her manners are quite cosmopolitan AbmAbm GbGb He laughs like a donkey and farts in the bed E MajorE Eb MajorEb Bb7Bb7 And flips cigarettes in the can Eb MajorEb Fm7Fm7 Eb MajorEb AbAb But she always acts nice, with no visible vice Gm7Gm7 Cm7Cm7 Fm7Fm7 Bb majorBb Tell me, what does a woman see in a man? He hangs out in bars and he tells stupid jokes And seems to think he's a comedian But she's clever, polite, stays sober all night And sips on her one Presbyterian He drives a gas hog like Attila the Hun And woe to the luckless pedestrian While she prefers bikes and bird-watching hikes And sailing and riding equestrian He has a name like Duane or Leroy Hers is Vanessa or Anne Hers sounds like a song but Duane is all wrong Tell me, what does a woman see in a man? C minorCm Bb majorBb FF Doesn't she know that she's unique F#F# F#+ F#6F#6 BB Doesn't she know that he's just a freak of nature C#C# BMaj7Bmaj7 C#C# BMaj7Bmaj7 Overbearing, insecure, wanting love but so unsure C#C# Eb MajorEb Loving her because she's pure And yet, dreaming of orgies in Vegas or Cannes He preens and strikes poses Olympian While she shoulders the cross And lets him play boss His nurse and long-suffering Samaritan He brags about knocking the world on its ass But oh, when the shit hits the fan She'll bail him out, she's the one with the clout Only she knows how humankind ever began What does a woman see in a man? What does a woman see in a man?