Chords with lyrics
Verse 1:
FF
Pastor, pastor please
Why are you taking off your jeans?
Bsus4Bsus4
And your best Sunday shoes
To show me what's underneath?
Fsus2Fsus2
There's still people in the pews
And my mom's in the other room
FF
I don't know what you want me to do
Bsus4Bsus4
But she told me to listen to you
Verse 2:
FF
Pastor, pastor please
I'm only nine you're fifty two
Bsus4Bsus4
And I thought you didn't believe
That gays could be Christian too
Fsus2Fsus2
Listen, listen, listen
I swear this won't take long
FF
If you think this is right
Bsus4Bsus4
Then I'm fine with being wrong
Pre-Chorus:
FF BB C minorCm
Turning nickels into dimes just to change my state of mind
F/Gm FF
Turning nothing into something since I was only nine
BB
All the boomers say we're blind
C minorCm
All this shit is in our mind
F/Gm FF BB
Go to church on Sunday morning and you should be feeling fine
C minorCm F/Gm
You should be feeling fine
Chorus:
Fsus4Fsus4 Fsus2Fsus2 F3
I did my time in the pews, I took the biblical abuse
Fsus2Fsus2
I sang the hymns when I didn't even want to
Fsus4Fsus4
I sat through the sermons
Fsus2Fsus2 F3
To hear them say my friends would Go to hell
But if that's sinning
Fsus2Fsus2 N.C. FF Bsus4Bsus4
Then send me straight to Hell as well
Fsus2/F FF
Then send me straight to Hell as well
Verse 3:
FF
Pastor, pastor please
Why is it that women shouldn't preach
Bsus4Bsus4
And that there's parts of that book
That you don't like to teach
Fsus2Fsus2
I'm not the only one confused
Cause my mom's in the other room
FF
She scared of the things you do
Bsus4Bsus4
And said maybe not to listen to you
Chorus:
FF
I did my time in the pews, I took the biblical abuse
FF
I sang the hymns when I didn't even want to
FF
I sat through the sermons
FF
To hear them say my friends would Go to hell
FF
But if that's sinning
N.C. FF Bsus4Bsus4
Then send me straight to Hell as well
Fsus2/F FF
Then send me straight to Hell as well
Outro:
FF Bsus4Bsus4
Fsus2/F FF